It was another beautiful autumn day, and time to start potting up the tulips. The advice on planting tulips is always to leave it until November, since if planted earlier they are more susceptible to the disease tulip fire. I have never heard a technical explanation of why it makes a difference, but I'm happy just to follow the guidelines. There are some jobs that you are told to do at a certain time, or in a particular way, and you would like to get on with it at a different time, or by another method, and start wondering if doing it by the book is really important, or if you could get away with doing something else. The correct times to prune, move or split plants can fall into this category. But it doesn't matter to me whether I plants tulips in September or November, so I happily follow received wisdom. The collection of Whichford basket pots bought in their winter sale is building up nicely, though I might invest in just one more batch next January, depending on how lavish I am feeling. It seems rather a waste when the pots arrive too late for that year's tulips, and sit around unused all through the growing season, so it is nice to be finally planting them up. I have gone for hot colours again, purples, oranges and reds, from the excellent Peter Nyssen, and so far I have found one tulip bulb that had gone off, its basal plate having rotted.
I observed the two minute silence, standing head bowed by the shed, but the black cat didn't, and came and squeaked at me and sharpened his claws on a piece of wood. I like to listen to the service at the Cenotaph, and feel a pang in the years when Remembrance Sunday falls on one of my working weekends. We never manage to observe the silence in the plant centre. The phone always goes, or customers don't seem inclined to pause in their shopping for two minutes.
The stems from the ivy hedge that's developed gaps, that I dibbled into buried pots of compost back in the spring, all rooted, except for one that broke free from its pot, and I cut them away from the parent plants and gathered up the pots, ready to plant into the gaps. I still don't know why parts of the hedge died back like that, but wonder if it was starvation. It is the side facing into the gravel, that never gets mulched, that has gone, but since it's north facing it could be that cold, or snow piling up, were to blame for killing parts of it. I will give the whole thing a dressing of blood, fish and bone. A form of grass with running roots has taken up residence in parts of the hedge and I sprayed the green growth with Roundup. I will have caught the hedge as well, but experience tells me that a light dose of glyphosate is unlikely to kill it, given that ivy recovers from heavy doses of glyphosate when you're actively trying to get rid of it.
The chickens came out for a run and were pretty good about staying in the front garden, though the hens spent some time in the Eleagnus hedge. The rooster does not like it inside the hedge, never has, and stood all by himself in the turning circle. I gave him some sultanas to cheer him up, and he ate them all himself without trying to coax any of his ladies out of the hedge.
The Systems Administrator sawed up a cheap pine garden bench that had begun to rot and then disintegrated, to recycle as firewood. Beware cheap wooden garden furniture, also hardwood benches of unknown build quality. I once had a charming one, based on an historic design, but while the back, seat, legs and arms were hardwood, the joints turned out to be fastened with low grade, presumably softwood dowels, and the whole thing fell apart disappointingly quickly. Unless you are going for teak from a reputable manufacturer I'd stick to metal, where there is a good choice of small, lightweight benches in some quite attractive designs. The Museum Selection catalogue is generally a rich source, though probably more so in the summer than at this time of year.
Sunday, 11 November 2012
Saturday, 10 November 2012
a conference
Today was the Annual Conference of the Essex Beekeepers Association. It was hosted this year by the Harlow Division. Harlow is a bit of a hike from our side of Colchester, but I went anyway, since the speakers sounded interesting, and I enjoyed last year's event. I allowed plenty of time to get to Harlow, which was just as well as I got lost twice, the first time through leaving the A120 before I should have, and then comprehensively in Harlow. My plan was to take the A120, drop off that to the old A120, now the B1256, and cut south through Hatfield Broad Oak when I got to Takeley. It is a good route, with the advantage if you are going to the Gibberd Garden that it delivers you to the end of their drive without having to go into Harlow at all. However, seeing an exit signposted B1256 I took it, mesmerised by George Entwhistle's truly lamentable performance at the hands of John Humphrys, and it was the wrong bit of the B1256, so I took a detour through Felsted. Which is very pretty. I got lost in Harlow, despite having studied the map very carefully before leaving, because Harlow contains approximately one thousand roundabouts and has a system of positioning road signs so that you can't read them until you've driven past. The venue was a school, which was also being used for some child-centred Saturday morning activity, but when I burst in through the doors with five minutes to spare the girl in reception pointed me in the direction of the beekeepers before I could ask. Maybe the clue was in the EBKA lapel badge and absence of child.
The talk I particularly wanted to hear was on swarming, since my attempts at swarm control this year were laughable to non-existent, and I thought I could usefully learn more about the subject (though having marked queens would be a start). The lecturer is the President of BIBBA, according to my programme. He did not use up any of his allotted time telling us what BIBBA was, but I have just looked it up and it is the Bee Improvement and Bee Breeders Association. It was founded in 1964 by somebody called Beowulf Cooper, which is such a splendid name I think it should be celebrated more widely. He was the author of the Hymenopterist's Handbook and Drawings for the British Standard Long Lug Hive (National, Modified National or Dublin Hive) in Metric and Imperial Measurements.
The talk on swarms reminded me about techniques I knew in theory and had failed abysmally to apply in practice, gave some ideas on how I might make them work better, and drew my attention in passing to the similarities between swarm control and queen breeding, which I had never thought about before. It was a thoroughly good lecture, though my bee tutor (one of only two other Colchester members there, so far as I could see) gently ho-hummed that one of the useful tips didn't always actually work. But he agreed that it couldn't hurt. For the beekeepers among you, his tip was to move the old hive at the start of doing the artificial swarm, put the new hive on the site of the old one, and go and have a cup of tea to give the flying bees time to end up in the new hive. Assuming you are doing this on a nice day and they are flying. The old hive will then be that much emptier of bees and it will be easier to find the queen, and the remaining bees in the old hive will be young house bees, which don't sting as badly. For the non-beekeepers among you the last two sentences were complete gobbledygook. Sorry about that.
The Master Beekeeper's talk on honeybee biology was full of interesting facts, which I mostly enjoyed because I tend to like facts, though knowing that a worker bee's antenna has ten sections but a drone's has eleven is not going to make any practical difference to your beekeeping. Honeybees can see in colour, but can't detect such subtle differences in colour as humans. Apparently we can discriminate between wavelengths only one nanometre apart, whereas bees have an accuracy of around five, so we see about four hundred different colours and they see nearer seventy. They can detect tastes with their front legs, though.
The Head of the National Bee Unit tried to tell us too much. The NBU is part of Fera, and its activities span everything from pure research, to field inspections of beekeepers' apiaries around the country to monitor for disease, to work with pharmaceutical companies on veterinary medicines, to supplying information on best beekeeping practice to hobbyists. And loads of other things. Classic theory on how to structure a presentation would tell you that it is not possible to cover all of this in one conference session, and that most people's concentration starts drifting off after three quarters of an hour. I reckon you can get away with up to an hour as long as you vary the presentation method, which is why in my woodland talks I start with actual twigs and then use slides. Theory says you cannot keep an audience with you for an hour and twenty minutes of slides. I know this is true, because today I sat through them.
You are advised to decide what the key two or three points are that you want your audience to take away with them, and structure your talk around that. Signing up to the government's national database of beekeepers and apiaries is voluntary in the UK, unlike in most other developed countries that have such a thing. Registration now is running at an estimated fifty to sixty per cent, versus Fera's target of eighty plus. Anecdotal evidence (talking to other beekeepers) tells me that many people who aren't signed on are suspicious of the whole enterprise, and what 'they' are going to do with the data when they have it. So if I were given the opportunity as a representative of the National Bee Unit to talk to a room containing over a hundred beekeepers, my first aim would be to demonstrate to them the benefits that would accrue to them personally, as well as wider society, by joining the database. Today's speaker urged us to join, but the message didn't come across too clearly.
Apart from that, lunch was very nice once we had tracked down the dining room. I was in the second sitting, and after a false start down the wrong corridor we worked out the way to food by observing the path of the returning foragers from the first sitting. I bought a jar of borage honey from a professional bee farmer who was also selling mouse traps. He told me that I could feed trapped mice to owls, if I left them on the roof at dusk, and that he froze surplus mice in the summer for supplementary feeding in the winter. If I didn't have any frozen mice then a lump of pork or ham would do, once the owls were used to being fed. He didn't sound as though he was winding me up, though I never heard before that owls would eat carrion (the System's Administrator's view was that if it was cold enough they would eat anything).
All in all it was an educational day out. Next year's conference will be held in Epping, and they have already bagged Professor Nigel Dunnett as keynote speaker.
The talk I particularly wanted to hear was on swarming, since my attempts at swarm control this year were laughable to non-existent, and I thought I could usefully learn more about the subject (though having marked queens would be a start). The lecturer is the President of BIBBA, according to my programme. He did not use up any of his allotted time telling us what BIBBA was, but I have just looked it up and it is the Bee Improvement and Bee Breeders Association. It was founded in 1964 by somebody called Beowulf Cooper, which is such a splendid name I think it should be celebrated more widely. He was the author of the Hymenopterist's Handbook and Drawings for the British Standard Long Lug Hive (National, Modified National or Dublin Hive) in Metric and Imperial Measurements.
The talk on swarms reminded me about techniques I knew in theory and had failed abysmally to apply in practice, gave some ideas on how I might make them work better, and drew my attention in passing to the similarities between swarm control and queen breeding, which I had never thought about before. It was a thoroughly good lecture, though my bee tutor (one of only two other Colchester members there, so far as I could see) gently ho-hummed that one of the useful tips didn't always actually work. But he agreed that it couldn't hurt. For the beekeepers among you, his tip was to move the old hive at the start of doing the artificial swarm, put the new hive on the site of the old one, and go and have a cup of tea to give the flying bees time to end up in the new hive. Assuming you are doing this on a nice day and they are flying. The old hive will then be that much emptier of bees and it will be easier to find the queen, and the remaining bees in the old hive will be young house bees, which don't sting as badly. For the non-beekeepers among you the last two sentences were complete gobbledygook. Sorry about that.
The Master Beekeeper's talk on honeybee biology was full of interesting facts, which I mostly enjoyed because I tend to like facts, though knowing that a worker bee's antenna has ten sections but a drone's has eleven is not going to make any practical difference to your beekeeping. Honeybees can see in colour, but can't detect such subtle differences in colour as humans. Apparently we can discriminate between wavelengths only one nanometre apart, whereas bees have an accuracy of around five, so we see about four hundred different colours and they see nearer seventy. They can detect tastes with their front legs, though.
The Head of the National Bee Unit tried to tell us too much. The NBU is part of Fera, and its activities span everything from pure research, to field inspections of beekeepers' apiaries around the country to monitor for disease, to work with pharmaceutical companies on veterinary medicines, to supplying information on best beekeeping practice to hobbyists. And loads of other things. Classic theory on how to structure a presentation would tell you that it is not possible to cover all of this in one conference session, and that most people's concentration starts drifting off after three quarters of an hour. I reckon you can get away with up to an hour as long as you vary the presentation method, which is why in my woodland talks I start with actual twigs and then use slides. Theory says you cannot keep an audience with you for an hour and twenty minutes of slides. I know this is true, because today I sat through them.
You are advised to decide what the key two or three points are that you want your audience to take away with them, and structure your talk around that. Signing up to the government's national database of beekeepers and apiaries is voluntary in the UK, unlike in most other developed countries that have such a thing. Registration now is running at an estimated fifty to sixty per cent, versus Fera's target of eighty plus. Anecdotal evidence (talking to other beekeepers) tells me that many people who aren't signed on are suspicious of the whole enterprise, and what 'they' are going to do with the data when they have it. So if I were given the opportunity as a representative of the National Bee Unit to talk to a room containing over a hundred beekeepers, my first aim would be to demonstrate to them the benefits that would accrue to them personally, as well as wider society, by joining the database. Today's speaker urged us to join, but the message didn't come across too clearly.
Apart from that, lunch was very nice once we had tracked down the dining room. I was in the second sitting, and after a false start down the wrong corridor we worked out the way to food by observing the path of the returning foragers from the first sitting. I bought a jar of borage honey from a professional bee farmer who was also selling mouse traps. He told me that I could feed trapped mice to owls, if I left them on the roof at dusk, and that he froze surplus mice in the summer for supplementary feeding in the winter. If I didn't have any frozen mice then a lump of pork or ham would do, once the owls were used to being fed. He didn't sound as though he was winding me up, though I never heard before that owls would eat carrion (the System's Administrator's view was that if it was cold enough they would eat anything).
All in all it was an educational day out. Next year's conference will be held in Epping, and they have already bagged Professor Nigel Dunnett as keynote speaker.
Friday, 9 November 2012
a whole day in the garden
Finally, a day with no frost to keep me off the ground until half way through the morning, when it didn't start raining at lunchtime, and I didn't have to pack up early to be somewhere else in the afternoon. I was able to spend a whole day in the garden. Of course days are not so long at this time of year, but even so I made visible progress down the island bed in the back garden, chopping down aster stems, pulling up weeds and spreading compost.
Areas of this bed had a good dressing of mushroom compost back in the spring. Much of it is still sitting on the surface in discrete lumps, and I'm afraid it was too fresh when it went on. I'd have expected the worms and soil organisms to have started incorporating it into the top layer of soil by now. Still, it was broken down to a tilth (not that I'm planning on sowing seeds in that bed) by the time I'd finished pulling out the running roots of sheeps sorrel and chasing out the grass seedlings and odd pieces of horsetail. I once read in an article about Gertrude Stein that she asked Alice B. Toklas what she saw when she shut her eyes, and Alice B. Toklas said Weeds, and this was supposed by the author of the article to be very amusing and witty of Gertrude Stein, who in any case used Alice B. Toklas as a literary device, putting words into her mouth. However, from my own experience I should say it could have been the literal truth, since there are times when, drifting off to sleep, I just see weeds. Never mind giving Sisyphus the task of pushing a boulder endlessly up a hill, set him to weed a garden that contains horsetail and sheeps sorrel.
I am lavishing the last bin of home made compost on this bed, since it looks as though it could do with the attention. There isn't much left, and I must make sure I keep some back to mulch the crowns of the two tender salvias, Salvia involucrata 'Bethellii' and S. guaranitica 'Black and Blue'. Salvia involucrata 'Bethellii' grows to around a metre tall and has large, bright pink, sage-shaped flowers carried in terminal clusters at the ends of the shoots. If you were completely into good-taste gardening you might consider it slightly vulgar. I like it. I have this plant in the ground, and my original plant in a pot, because I knew it was tender. On balance I should say it prefers being in the ground, when it survives at all. The top growth of my outside plant was killed completely during last winter, and it was so slow to reshoot that I thought it must be dead, though it put on quite a lot of growth eventually. Not so many flowers as the one in the RHS picture, though. Salvia guaranitica 'Black and Blue' is another large, tender sage, each dark blue flower held dramatically in a black calyx. The RHS can't rate it so highly as 'Bethellii', since it doesn't have the Award of Garden Merit, and 'Bethellii' does, but I consider it equally attractive, and it seems comparably willing to grow, or not.
The cut-down herbaceous stems are piling up nicely in the compost bins, which should now be restored to a proper sequence, new material going in at the left hand end, and the contents of each bin being turned into the next at intervals, until by the time they reach the last bin on the right they have been transformed as if by magic into soil improver. Compost is wonderful stuff. When I mulch with compost I feel as though I am adding life to the soil, as well as merely improving its texture and ability to retain moisture. It is frustrating how such a big heap of prunings reduces down to such a small amount of compost at the end of it.
At three I decamped to the front garden, so that I could guard the chickens while they had a run. They haven't been out for a few days, since we've been out or it has rained in the afternoon. Actually, I don't think it did rain yesterday, but it must have been too cold for the Systems Administrator to be able to face hanging around the garden for an hour watching poultry. The chickens were eager to eat grass, and pleased to be let out. They behaved themselves very nicely, remaining near me in the front garden while I cleaned their roosting board and spread fresh sawdust on it, then weeded the gravel and picked dead Eleagnus x ebbingei leaves out of it. Indeed, they liked it so much that the last two hens refused to go back into their hen house until gone half past four, by which point I was getting rather chilly, and couldn't see to weed. Tomorrow I'm going out, so it will be up to the SA's kindness and discretion whether they get to free range for an hour or two.
Areas of this bed had a good dressing of mushroom compost back in the spring. Much of it is still sitting on the surface in discrete lumps, and I'm afraid it was too fresh when it went on. I'd have expected the worms and soil organisms to have started incorporating it into the top layer of soil by now. Still, it was broken down to a tilth (not that I'm planning on sowing seeds in that bed) by the time I'd finished pulling out the running roots of sheeps sorrel and chasing out the grass seedlings and odd pieces of horsetail. I once read in an article about Gertrude Stein that she asked Alice B. Toklas what she saw when she shut her eyes, and Alice B. Toklas said Weeds, and this was supposed by the author of the article to be very amusing and witty of Gertrude Stein, who in any case used Alice B. Toklas as a literary device, putting words into her mouth. However, from my own experience I should say it could have been the literal truth, since there are times when, drifting off to sleep, I just see weeds. Never mind giving Sisyphus the task of pushing a boulder endlessly up a hill, set him to weed a garden that contains horsetail and sheeps sorrel.
I am lavishing the last bin of home made compost on this bed, since it looks as though it could do with the attention. There isn't much left, and I must make sure I keep some back to mulch the crowns of the two tender salvias, Salvia involucrata 'Bethellii' and S. guaranitica 'Black and Blue'. Salvia involucrata 'Bethellii' grows to around a metre tall and has large, bright pink, sage-shaped flowers carried in terminal clusters at the ends of the shoots. If you were completely into good-taste gardening you might consider it slightly vulgar. I like it. I have this plant in the ground, and my original plant in a pot, because I knew it was tender. On balance I should say it prefers being in the ground, when it survives at all. The top growth of my outside plant was killed completely during last winter, and it was so slow to reshoot that I thought it must be dead, though it put on quite a lot of growth eventually. Not so many flowers as the one in the RHS picture, though. Salvia guaranitica 'Black and Blue' is another large, tender sage, each dark blue flower held dramatically in a black calyx. The RHS can't rate it so highly as 'Bethellii', since it doesn't have the Award of Garden Merit, and 'Bethellii' does, but I consider it equally attractive, and it seems comparably willing to grow, or not.
The cut-down herbaceous stems are piling up nicely in the compost bins, which should now be restored to a proper sequence, new material going in at the left hand end, and the contents of each bin being turned into the next at intervals, until by the time they reach the last bin on the right they have been transformed as if by magic into soil improver. Compost is wonderful stuff. When I mulch with compost I feel as though I am adding life to the soil, as well as merely improving its texture and ability to retain moisture. It is frustrating how such a big heap of prunings reduces down to such a small amount of compost at the end of it.
At three I decamped to the front garden, so that I could guard the chickens while they had a run. They haven't been out for a few days, since we've been out or it has rained in the afternoon. Actually, I don't think it did rain yesterday, but it must have been too cold for the Systems Administrator to be able to face hanging around the garden for an hour watching poultry. The chickens were eager to eat grass, and pleased to be let out. They behaved themselves very nicely, remaining near me in the front garden while I cleaned their roosting board and spread fresh sawdust on it, then weeded the gravel and picked dead Eleagnus x ebbingei leaves out of it. Indeed, they liked it so much that the last two hens refused to go back into their hen house until gone half past four, by which point I was getting rather chilly, and couldn't see to weed. Tomorrow I'm going out, so it will be up to the SA's kindness and discretion whether they get to free range for an hour or two.
Thursday, 8 November 2012
beautiful and dammed
I have just got back from a woodland charity talk. I was not looking forward to it at all, firstly because I had visions of getting bogged down in a fractious discussion of ash dieback disease, and secondly because as of yesterday morning I still hadn't heard from the organisers since they booked me this time last year. I forgot to ring them yesterday before going out, so called the person who sent the confirmation letter when I got back. She sounded pretty fractious, telling me that she'd been ill and wasn't doing the bookings any more, and demanding to know 'what I wanted, exactly'. What I wanted was to find out whether they were still expecting me, any special instructions about finding the hall, what time it would be open and all the usual sorts of things you would want to know before packing up your car and driving twenty miles to do a lecture. I said I was sorry she'd been ill and sorry to trouble her, if she could just give me the number of the person now doing the bookings I'd ring them, but she said she didn't know who it was, although she assured me the meeting was still on.
I thought I'd have to leave it at that, but set off at lunchtime with a dark sense of foreboding that the handover to the new bookings secretary might not have worked, and I might arrive to find I was double booked with somebody else. It was quite a spread-out village when I got there, but I found the hall without any false turnings, either through luck or because instinct born of long practice told me it was going to be down the hill and not up towards the church, at the first point where I had to choose between left and right. They were expecting me, and turned out to be a perfectly friendly bunch of ladies, who claimed they had tried to ring me but the number they'd got hadn't worked, so something obviously got scrambled at some stage of the communications.
The chairman mentioned the dreadful news about ash trees in her introduction, and I'd already decided I'd meet that head on, and start with a potted summary of what I knew and how I saw things so far, with the disclaimer that I was a volunteer and was not a qualified tree pathologist. I suggested leaving questions and discussion about chalara to the end of the rest of the talk, to avoid the risk of being trapped in a long, indignant, why did they, why didn't they series of complaints presented as questions which I would be unable to answer, given that I don't know the answers and wasn't in charge. The ladies accepted that as a plan, and sat looking meek and sad while I ran through a potted history of public (and my) awareness of ash dieback, and my views on what was likely to happen now. There were very few questions when we got to the end.
I am actually hopping mad about ash dieback in the UK. We all (and I include myself in the criticism) seem to have fatalistically and supinely walked into the jaws of disaster. From which you will gather that I believe the disease is already too widely spread to be contained, that we are going to lose a large part of our ash population, and it is too late to do anything about that. Our best hope is to identify resistant trees and grow their progeny on, but that won't restore Fraxinus excelsior to the countryside in my lifetime. And it is such a beautiful tree. In recent weeks as I've been driving around the lanes, or working in the garden, I've been mentally deducting the ashes from the landscape. North east Essex won't be denuded of tree cover. There is more oak than ash, and several other species as well, but ash provides the tallest trees in many woodlands (the clue's in the name. Excelsior. Gloria in excelsis deo, Glory to God in the highest). I shall miss it dreadfully when it's gone.
I am stunned that most people, including me, only heard about this at the start of October when the Guardian ran an article. I am too mean to buy a daily paper, but read the broadsheets that are freely available on line. That's the Telegraph, Guardian and Independent. I am a BBC junkie, reading their website and listening to R4 news, current affairs and environmental programmes. I am a member of the Woodland Trust, the National Trust, the RHS and the RSPB. No journalist and none of these conservation charities seem to have picked up on ash dieback. Landscape managers, including those of National Parks and the Woodland Trust itself, were planting imported ash saplings, having apparently asked about the genetic provenance of the trees supplied, that is were they grown from UK seed, but not enquired about the biosecurity aspect of where they were actually grown. I am a mere plant centre assistant and gardener, doing some voluntary work on the side, but what were all the conservation professionals doing? Were they asleep? The only body to have emerged with any credit at all, as far as I can see, is the Horticultural Trades Association, who wrote to Defra as early as 2009 asking for an immediate ban on the import of ash. They were brushed aside and ignored by the authorities until it was too late. A ban came in, far too late, and the government held a Cobra meeting last Friday, by which time the disease was so widespread they might as well have not bothered.
There seems to be a lot we still don't know. If it is the case that some UK cases have resulted not from imports but from spores spread on the wind across the North Sea, then there will have been nothing we could have done in the long run anyway. I suppose that might make us feel a little better. The best we can hope for now, apart from the fact that in the long run the ash will almost certainly regenerate, is that politicians might finally start taking tree health seriously. That means funding research, and being as tough as we need to be on imports. I know we are part of the EU, but we are also an island. We can keep rabies out, why not plant diseases?
I thought I'd have to leave it at that, but set off at lunchtime with a dark sense of foreboding that the handover to the new bookings secretary might not have worked, and I might arrive to find I was double booked with somebody else. It was quite a spread-out village when I got there, but I found the hall without any false turnings, either through luck or because instinct born of long practice told me it was going to be down the hill and not up towards the church, at the first point where I had to choose between left and right. They were expecting me, and turned out to be a perfectly friendly bunch of ladies, who claimed they had tried to ring me but the number they'd got hadn't worked, so something obviously got scrambled at some stage of the communications.
The chairman mentioned the dreadful news about ash trees in her introduction, and I'd already decided I'd meet that head on, and start with a potted summary of what I knew and how I saw things so far, with the disclaimer that I was a volunteer and was not a qualified tree pathologist. I suggested leaving questions and discussion about chalara to the end of the rest of the talk, to avoid the risk of being trapped in a long, indignant, why did they, why didn't they series of complaints presented as questions which I would be unable to answer, given that I don't know the answers and wasn't in charge. The ladies accepted that as a plan, and sat looking meek and sad while I ran through a potted history of public (and my) awareness of ash dieback, and my views on what was likely to happen now. There were very few questions when we got to the end.
I am actually hopping mad about ash dieback in the UK. We all (and I include myself in the criticism) seem to have fatalistically and supinely walked into the jaws of disaster. From which you will gather that I believe the disease is already too widely spread to be contained, that we are going to lose a large part of our ash population, and it is too late to do anything about that. Our best hope is to identify resistant trees and grow their progeny on, but that won't restore Fraxinus excelsior to the countryside in my lifetime. And it is such a beautiful tree. In recent weeks as I've been driving around the lanes, or working in the garden, I've been mentally deducting the ashes from the landscape. North east Essex won't be denuded of tree cover. There is more oak than ash, and several other species as well, but ash provides the tallest trees in many woodlands (the clue's in the name. Excelsior. Gloria in excelsis deo, Glory to God in the highest). I shall miss it dreadfully when it's gone.
I am stunned that most people, including me, only heard about this at the start of October when the Guardian ran an article. I am too mean to buy a daily paper, but read the broadsheets that are freely available on line. That's the Telegraph, Guardian and Independent. I am a BBC junkie, reading their website and listening to R4 news, current affairs and environmental programmes. I am a member of the Woodland Trust, the National Trust, the RHS and the RSPB. No journalist and none of these conservation charities seem to have picked up on ash dieback. Landscape managers, including those of National Parks and the Woodland Trust itself, were planting imported ash saplings, having apparently asked about the genetic provenance of the trees supplied, that is were they grown from UK seed, but not enquired about the biosecurity aspect of where they were actually grown. I am a mere plant centre assistant and gardener, doing some voluntary work on the side, but what were all the conservation professionals doing? Were they asleep? The only body to have emerged with any credit at all, as far as I can see, is the Horticultural Trades Association, who wrote to Defra as early as 2009 asking for an immediate ban on the import of ash. They were brushed aside and ignored by the authorities until it was too late. A ban came in, far too late, and the government held a Cobra meeting last Friday, by which time the disease was so widespread they might as well have not bothered.
There seems to be a lot we still don't know. If it is the case that some UK cases have resulted not from imports but from spores spread on the wind across the North Sea, then there will have been nothing we could have done in the long run anyway. I suppose that might make us feel a little better. The best we can hope for now, apart from the fact that in the long run the ash will almost certainly regenerate, is that politicians might finally start taking tree health seriously. That means funding research, and being as tough as we need to be on imports. I know we are part of the EU, but we are also an island. We can keep rabies out, why not plant diseases?
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
a birthday party
Today was another non-gardening day, because we were invited to my first cousin once removed's eighty fifth birthday party. I was rather touched to be there as the sole family representative, along with the Systems Administrator as the sole in-law. We had lunch in an hotel overlooking the sea at Aldeburgh.
My cousin (I had to look up the once removed versus second cousin bit on Google, not being into genealogy, but it's an awful mouthful) is a thoroughly entertaining chap. He is a keen geologist, still leading study groups on field trips every year, and the other lunch guests were friends acquired through walking, skiing and geology groups over about the past forty years, while one had just won a gold medal for ballroom dancing at Blackpool. Conversation ranged widely across subjects including geology (a specialist subject for approximately half the table), strange food eaten on foreign trips (to places far more exotic than I've ever been), learning to drive in Rhodesia, maps, the history of railway gauges, great and not so great train trips, the under-representation of science in popular culture and women in science, the earliest known recording of the human voice (1790, but having recorded it they didn't have the technology to play it back, so that didn't happen for another two hundred years), and the Essex textile industry. Apparently there is going to be an exhibition of Kaffe Fasset designs in Braintree next year, so if there is and I remember to go I'll remind you about it then.
It was a lively (though abstemious) party, demonstrating how part of the art of growing old gracefully is to remain interested in ideas and people. And it was liberating to our inner geeks to be among equally geeky companions, people for example who thought that a full set of the entire Ordnance Survey maps of the UK was an entirely reasonable and natural thing thing to possess. Indeed, while the Systems Administrator has it in digital form, which doesn't even take up any space, they had all two hundred and eighty something maps in hard copy, in a specially built book case (you put the maps in sideways then the shelves don't have to be so far apart).
I once mentioned to a friend that I hadn't seen for some months that I'd joined the committee of a music society. His response was that he supposed they were all over seventy, which I thought was gratuitously unkind, but made allowances because he was going through a bad patch at the time. In fact I don't think any of them are, but if they were it wouldn't matter. The great and gracious lady gardener who gave some of us from work lunch this summer, after coming to my house in the spring, makes no secret of the fact that she is in her seventies, but says cheerfully that age doesn't matter, the main thing being to have interests in common with people and find them sympathetic. Her advice to her friends of a similar age who grumble how difficult it is to make new friends at their age is that they should make friends with some younger people.
The saying goes that nobody on their death bed ever wishes that they had spent more time in the office. Certainly today's cheerful lunch demonstrated that a life spent collecting interesting people that you like can go on paying dividends, long after the office would have spat you out and forgotten all about you.
My cousin (I had to look up the once removed versus second cousin bit on Google, not being into genealogy, but it's an awful mouthful) is a thoroughly entertaining chap. He is a keen geologist, still leading study groups on field trips every year, and the other lunch guests were friends acquired through walking, skiing and geology groups over about the past forty years, while one had just won a gold medal for ballroom dancing at Blackpool. Conversation ranged widely across subjects including geology (a specialist subject for approximately half the table), strange food eaten on foreign trips (to places far more exotic than I've ever been), learning to drive in Rhodesia, maps, the history of railway gauges, great and not so great train trips, the under-representation of science in popular culture and women in science, the earliest known recording of the human voice (1790, but having recorded it they didn't have the technology to play it back, so that didn't happen for another two hundred years), and the Essex textile industry. Apparently there is going to be an exhibition of Kaffe Fasset designs in Braintree next year, so if there is and I remember to go I'll remind you about it then.
It was a lively (though abstemious) party, demonstrating how part of the art of growing old gracefully is to remain interested in ideas and people. And it was liberating to our inner geeks to be among equally geeky companions, people for example who thought that a full set of the entire Ordnance Survey maps of the UK was an entirely reasonable and natural thing thing to possess. Indeed, while the Systems Administrator has it in digital form, which doesn't even take up any space, they had all two hundred and eighty something maps in hard copy, in a specially built book case (you put the maps in sideways then the shelves don't have to be so far apart).
I once mentioned to a friend that I hadn't seen for some months that I'd joined the committee of a music society. His response was that he supposed they were all over seventy, which I thought was gratuitously unkind, but made allowances because he was going through a bad patch at the time. In fact I don't think any of them are, but if they were it wouldn't matter. The great and gracious lady gardener who gave some of us from work lunch this summer, after coming to my house in the spring, makes no secret of the fact that she is in her seventies, but says cheerfully that age doesn't matter, the main thing being to have interests in common with people and find them sympathetic. Her advice to her friends of a similar age who grumble how difficult it is to make new friends at their age is that they should make friends with some younger people.
The saying goes that nobody on their death bed ever wishes that they had spent more time in the office. Certainly today's cheerful lunch demonstrated that a life spent collecting interesting people that you like can go on paying dividends, long after the office would have spat you out and forgotten all about you.
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
half a day in the garden
We had the first frost of the year. That's another thing that shortens the gardening day, since you can't weed frozen ground, and shouldn't walk on the frosted grass or your brown footprints will remain to haunt you for months. (That happens because frozen grass blades break instead of bending when you tread on them, and the broken bits turn brown, in case you were wondering. Gardeners will know this). The sun shone brightly, helping burn the frost off, and I was in business before ten.
I planted out a hybrid anemone, the variety 'Wild Swan', which I only bought yesterday. 'Wild Swan' was a big thing at Chelsea in May, and was all over the telly as various journalists including Carol Klein picked up on it. It looks like a normal Japanese anemone, with bowl shaped single white flowers held above typical lobed anemone foliage, but the backs of the three outer petals have a distinct blue stripe down them. I thought it was quite enormously pretty. We didn't get any in at work at the time, but a few pots appeared in the plant centre several weeks ago. I didn't snap one up immediately, since while I liked it very much I wasn't at all sure where I'd put it, and they were as expensive as new hybrids tend to be. I expected them to sell quickly, and consoled myself with the reflection that 'Blue Swan' would probably be around next year and I could pick one up later if I wanted to. However, admiring blue stripes on the reverse side of a flower must be an acquired gardening taste, and they didn't sell especially fast. Even when I took one along to a talk and pointed out how beautiful it was nobody bought it. Once I'd finished weeding the sloping bed just uphill of the new bog garden there seemed to be space for one anemone. They are supposed to like semi-shade, and it looks very natural in the artificial woodland edge conditions of a large mixed border. Let us hope it actually likes it there.
The Primula florindae that I puddled into the new bog are looking very happy. This is a Chinese species, flowering late for a primula, with yellow scented flowers, whose common name is the Tibetan cowslip. It felt counter-intuitive dropping my new plants into liquid mud, though after planting them I saw them growing happily in a stream (an artificial one) with other Asian plants at Edinburgh Botanic Garden, so had proof that they really did like sitting in water. Unless they are free with their scent I may not get the benefit, since I would need to paddle in 20 centimetres of mud to smell them. Once we revert to dry weather I fear I am committed to irrigating that corner occasionally, now I've planted so many moisture loving plants there. Trying to plant up areas where the water table is very unstable is a puzzle.
At quarter to one the Systems Administrator came out into the garden to warn me that the rain radar now suggested strongly that the rain would arrive by two o'clock, and ask whether I'd like to hold lunch back and keep on gardening until then. That sounded an excellent plan, since at this time of year when the days are so short I need to seize the moment when I can. By two I had finished excavating the usable compost from the second bin from the left, and was able to turn the contents of the first bin into it. That left me with a further supply of compost in the first bin, at the end of the row, and space in the second bin to fill up while I used the compost. The SA still needs to put a coat of timber preservative on the new bin at the right hand end, and then I'll be set up for weeks, able to turn every heap by shifting it one to the right, meaning I'll end up with two empty bins on the left to take this autumn's debris. I'm getting increasingly hard-hearted about starting to cut stems down before the New Year. Yes, they look very pretty rimed with frost, or spangled with dew with cobwebs strung between them. Yes, the seeds provide food for birds. But there simply isn't time to cut everything down in March, and experience teaches that February can be an almost total loss for gardening purposes, if we get a bit of snow.
By two I was getting hungry, and I imagined the SA must be wanting lunch too. By twenty past the rain had arrived, and that was my gardening done for the day, all four and a bit hours of it.
I planted out a hybrid anemone, the variety 'Wild Swan', which I only bought yesterday. 'Wild Swan' was a big thing at Chelsea in May, and was all over the telly as various journalists including Carol Klein picked up on it. It looks like a normal Japanese anemone, with bowl shaped single white flowers held above typical lobed anemone foliage, but the backs of the three outer petals have a distinct blue stripe down them. I thought it was quite enormously pretty. We didn't get any in at work at the time, but a few pots appeared in the plant centre several weeks ago. I didn't snap one up immediately, since while I liked it very much I wasn't at all sure where I'd put it, and they were as expensive as new hybrids tend to be. I expected them to sell quickly, and consoled myself with the reflection that 'Blue Swan' would probably be around next year and I could pick one up later if I wanted to. However, admiring blue stripes on the reverse side of a flower must be an acquired gardening taste, and they didn't sell especially fast. Even when I took one along to a talk and pointed out how beautiful it was nobody bought it. Once I'd finished weeding the sloping bed just uphill of the new bog garden there seemed to be space for one anemone. They are supposed to like semi-shade, and it looks very natural in the artificial woodland edge conditions of a large mixed border. Let us hope it actually likes it there.
The Primula florindae that I puddled into the new bog are looking very happy. This is a Chinese species, flowering late for a primula, with yellow scented flowers, whose common name is the Tibetan cowslip. It felt counter-intuitive dropping my new plants into liquid mud, though after planting them I saw them growing happily in a stream (an artificial one) with other Asian plants at Edinburgh Botanic Garden, so had proof that they really did like sitting in water. Unless they are free with their scent I may not get the benefit, since I would need to paddle in 20 centimetres of mud to smell them. Once we revert to dry weather I fear I am committed to irrigating that corner occasionally, now I've planted so many moisture loving plants there. Trying to plant up areas where the water table is very unstable is a puzzle.
At quarter to one the Systems Administrator came out into the garden to warn me that the rain radar now suggested strongly that the rain would arrive by two o'clock, and ask whether I'd like to hold lunch back and keep on gardening until then. That sounded an excellent plan, since at this time of year when the days are so short I need to seize the moment when I can. By two I had finished excavating the usable compost from the second bin from the left, and was able to turn the contents of the first bin into it. That left me with a further supply of compost in the first bin, at the end of the row, and space in the second bin to fill up while I used the compost. The SA still needs to put a coat of timber preservative on the new bin at the right hand end, and then I'll be set up for weeks, able to turn every heap by shifting it one to the right, meaning I'll end up with two empty bins on the left to take this autumn's debris. I'm getting increasingly hard-hearted about starting to cut stems down before the New Year. Yes, they look very pretty rimed with frost, or spangled with dew with cobwebs strung between them. Yes, the seeds provide food for birds. But there simply isn't time to cut everything down in March, and experience teaches that February can be an almost total loss for gardening purposes, if we get a bit of snow.
By two I was getting hungry, and I imagined the SA must be wanting lunch too. By twenty past the rain had arrived, and that was my gardening done for the day, all four and a bit hours of it.
Monday, 5 November 2012
niggles
The atmosphere at work was slightly scratchy, despite the fact that it was a nice day. The manager was relieved that the boss was pleased with the quality of the shrubs that arrived last week from a new supplier we hadn't used before. However, he was not happy that one of my co-workers had spent a lot of time rearranging the shop last week when the manager was on holiday for half term, while leaving a garbled note about how there hadn't been time to put a delivery of roses out on display in order. Or that the Heuchera had been moved back out into the rain to make room for a delivery of Daphne, which had been put out for sale without disclaimer labels warning that since they were notoriously difficult to establish in the garden, then provided they were healthy and correctly named when we sold them, we wouldn't replace them if they failed. My young colleague was not happy because her car had suddenly and mysteriously died, not long after being serviced. The owner was not happy about the cafe, though not nearly as hopping mad as I thought she might be, and the boss was not happy because we'd gone home last night without setting the alarm on the house. I was not happy to have to take the blame for this, since nobody had told me that the boss was out. I'll just set it next time regardless, and if he's at home or the dogs trigger it then that's too bad.
I stole the idea for the disclaimers from another plant retailer over at Saffron Walden. It took about two years to persuade the owners that it was a good idea. First of all they said it would put people off buying daphnes, but anyone deterred by the label shouldn't be buying a daphne in the first place. Then the boss said that we ought to tell customers at the till. That doesn't work in practice because staff forget, or because when there's a queue you just focus on getting the right amount of money put through the correct till category. There isn't time to stop for a chat about individual plants. You don't expect the checkout at Tesco to grind to a halt because the operator and the customer ahead of you are having a long conversation about food allergies, or how to cook shin of beef. Eventually, worn down by the number of customers bringing back dead daphnes and indignant that they had not been told that the plants weren't guaranteed, the owner who is in charge of the finances agreed that we could have Specialist Plant labels. Based on careful reading of one newspaper article about the Sale of Goods Act I am confident that we are within our rights to refuse to replace failed daphnes. As long as the plant was healthy when it left our premises, and correctly described, we have sold goods of merchantable quality. After that the onus is on the customer to get it right.
Other plants which will die as soon as look at you, once planted, include Edgeworthia chrysantha, the Chilean fire tree Embothrium, and Franklinia alatamaha. Although I have planted Edgeworthia twice at home, and it has established fine both times. I lost the first plant because the water table rose under it during a wet spell and drowned it. Customers can have very weird ideas about when we should replace plants for them, free and gratis. Plants that are patently unsuitable for the site chosen for them (unless we erroneously advised that they'd be suitable), plants attacked by aphids months after we sold them, trees whose bark has been strimmed through by the customer's own gardener. If you buy a piece of beef and turn it into an inedible leathery lump by cooking it for too long in too hot an oven, you don't expect your butcher to give you another joint, even if he is a lovely artisan one selling rare breeds and championship sausages, and not just heartless Mr Tesco.
A sweet old lady rang up asking about lavenders. I surmise that she was old, from her voice, and the fact that she lived in a bungalow. She wanted advice on dwarf lavenders to plant in a narrow bed along the front of the property. I explained that really and truly November was not the best time to be doing this job, since lavender liked good drainage and warmth, and young plants might sit too wet and rot over the winter. And we scarcely had any left. If she were to plant her hedge in the spring, we would have a much better choice and could order in the right number of plants for her if we didn't have enough in stock. She agreed that sounded sensible, and that she would leave it until spring. Then she told me how much she liked the plant centre, and how well everything she'd bought from us had done, and how she'd seen the boss on the telly. I'm pleased her plants did well, which is partly a credit to her, partly that we do stock good plants, and partly that we try to dissuade customers from planting things at difficult times of the year.
Another customer was torn by her desire to buy a particularly tender form of Teucrium, and the description on the label, backed up by my warning that it was not the hardiest of plants. Teucrium fruticans is a lovely, grey leafed sun lover with lipped flowers in a soft powder blue. It comes from southern Europe and north Africa, and has been grown in UK gardens since the early eighteenth century. The variety 'Azureum' has flowers in a deeper shade of blue, but is even more tender than the ordinary sort. I gave her my honest opinion, which was that in a harsh winter or given less than ideal growing conditions, she might lose it, but could see that she wanted it. It cost £9.75, so I gave her the counter argument as well, which was that we asked an awful lot of our garden plants in terms of guaranteed reliability, since we would spend ten pounds on a bunch of cut flowers and take it for granted that they'd be over in a week. She agreed that she'd just spent forty pounds on fireworks, which had been over in ten minutes, and decided to risk it with the Teucrium. It is a black art, to be able to spell out the drawbacks of something while selling it anyway.
Addendum I almost forgot, there was one piece of romantic news. The boss's mother's gardener builds the bonfire for the local Guy Fawkes celebrations, and this year just as the heap was about to be lit he grabbed the microphone of the tannoy system and proposed publicly to his partner. She accepted.
I stole the idea for the disclaimers from another plant retailer over at Saffron Walden. It took about two years to persuade the owners that it was a good idea. First of all they said it would put people off buying daphnes, but anyone deterred by the label shouldn't be buying a daphne in the first place. Then the boss said that we ought to tell customers at the till. That doesn't work in practice because staff forget, or because when there's a queue you just focus on getting the right amount of money put through the correct till category. There isn't time to stop for a chat about individual plants. You don't expect the checkout at Tesco to grind to a halt because the operator and the customer ahead of you are having a long conversation about food allergies, or how to cook shin of beef. Eventually, worn down by the number of customers bringing back dead daphnes and indignant that they had not been told that the plants weren't guaranteed, the owner who is in charge of the finances agreed that we could have Specialist Plant labels. Based on careful reading of one newspaper article about the Sale of Goods Act I am confident that we are within our rights to refuse to replace failed daphnes. As long as the plant was healthy when it left our premises, and correctly described, we have sold goods of merchantable quality. After that the onus is on the customer to get it right.
Other plants which will die as soon as look at you, once planted, include Edgeworthia chrysantha, the Chilean fire tree Embothrium, and Franklinia alatamaha. Although I have planted Edgeworthia twice at home, and it has established fine both times. I lost the first plant because the water table rose under it during a wet spell and drowned it. Customers can have very weird ideas about when we should replace plants for them, free and gratis. Plants that are patently unsuitable for the site chosen for them (unless we erroneously advised that they'd be suitable), plants attacked by aphids months after we sold them, trees whose bark has been strimmed through by the customer's own gardener. If you buy a piece of beef and turn it into an inedible leathery lump by cooking it for too long in too hot an oven, you don't expect your butcher to give you another joint, even if he is a lovely artisan one selling rare breeds and championship sausages, and not just heartless Mr Tesco.
A sweet old lady rang up asking about lavenders. I surmise that she was old, from her voice, and the fact that she lived in a bungalow. She wanted advice on dwarf lavenders to plant in a narrow bed along the front of the property. I explained that really and truly November was not the best time to be doing this job, since lavender liked good drainage and warmth, and young plants might sit too wet and rot over the winter. And we scarcely had any left. If she were to plant her hedge in the spring, we would have a much better choice and could order in the right number of plants for her if we didn't have enough in stock. She agreed that sounded sensible, and that she would leave it until spring. Then she told me how much she liked the plant centre, and how well everything she'd bought from us had done, and how she'd seen the boss on the telly. I'm pleased her plants did well, which is partly a credit to her, partly that we do stock good plants, and partly that we try to dissuade customers from planting things at difficult times of the year.
Another customer was torn by her desire to buy a particularly tender form of Teucrium, and the description on the label, backed up by my warning that it was not the hardiest of plants. Teucrium fruticans is a lovely, grey leafed sun lover with lipped flowers in a soft powder blue. It comes from southern Europe and north Africa, and has been grown in UK gardens since the early eighteenth century. The variety 'Azureum' has flowers in a deeper shade of blue, but is even more tender than the ordinary sort. I gave her my honest opinion, which was that in a harsh winter or given less than ideal growing conditions, she might lose it, but could see that she wanted it. It cost £9.75, so I gave her the counter argument as well, which was that we asked an awful lot of our garden plants in terms of guaranteed reliability, since we would spend ten pounds on a bunch of cut flowers and take it for granted that they'd be over in a week. She agreed that she'd just spent forty pounds on fireworks, which had been over in ten minutes, and decided to risk it with the Teucrium. It is a black art, to be able to spell out the drawbacks of something while selling it anyway.
Addendum I almost forgot, there was one piece of romantic news. The boss's mother's gardener builds the bonfire for the local Guy Fawkes celebrations, and this year just as the heap was about to be lit he grabbed the microphone of the tannoy system and proposed publicly to his partner. She accepted.
Sunday, 4 November 2012
rainy Sunday
It was raining when I woke up, and when I got up, and when I went out to open the pop hole of the chicken house. It rained as I drove to work, and when I got there. I still had to get the hose out to water inside the polytunnels, where a few things were starting to look rather dry, though I was fairly frugal with the water, following the old advice on house plants, that more die from over-watering than under-watering.
It didn't seem likely that we'd get many customers, given the weather. The chap who runs the cafe had the same thought, and rang shortly after ten to say that the cafe girl wouldn't be coming in, so could my younger colleague who knows how to operate the coffee machine do hot drinks, and we were to call him later on if it got busy. I thought that was pretty poor, since we didn't think we were going to get many customers, but opened up as normal anyway. You don't build a retail business by arbitrarily shutting when it suits you, and it reflects badly on the plant centre if refreshments aren't available when we say on our website that they are.
My older colleague counselled against telling the owner at that moment, on the grounds that it would only upset her just as she had to drive her son back to school in the rain, and would make no practical difference since we were going to be saddled with the teas anyway. This was good advice, since the owner was already cross that the cafe shut so early yesterday. I left a brief note for her at the end of the day. She'll be able to digest the news overnight, instead of being provoked into ringing up the cafe man and screaming at him in the heat of the moment.
Euonymus were still selling briskly, after their television appearance. I wasn't at work when they were filming, but apparently the crew were there for the entire day, of which no more than five minutes was finally transmitted. A Viburnum we list turned out to have been in yesterday's Telegraph as well, but that only resulted in one sale.
I spent the first part of the morning, once I'd done the watering, clearing up after myself from yesterday. The manager's note of jobs to do over the weekend included a list of herbaceous plants that I was supposed to round up and take over to the tunnel on the other side of the car park, where they will spend the winter under cover. Salvia, Sedum, Stachys and other things that don't want to sit too wet in their pots. After I'd worked my way through the list I looked at his instructions again, and saw the additional words 'and tidy'. Oh. Bother. I was meant to cut down their dead stems, strip off their manky leaves, pull out any weeds and scrape off the liverwort. By then I'd stacked them on two red trolleys, so half of them were at head height, and the centre of the bottom deck of a two-storey plant trolley about one metre by two is not the most comfortable place to work. And one of the trolleys was outside and it was raining. Fortunately most of the pots were fairly clean and tidy already, apart from the Kniphofia which were riddled with straggly dead leaves, and the Lathyrus which combined shabby leaves and a huge crop of liverwort. I managed to sort out most of them in situ. It wasn't the best plant cleaning job I've ever done in my life, on the other hand they are going to spend around five months sitting in a polytunnel anyway, plenty of time to grow fresh liverwort, and they'll need tidying again before they come back out for sale.
I was able to use up a largish part of the afternoon productively, advising a couple who wanted planting ideas for a reasonably sunny front garden on free draining soil, which they had totally cleared. I felt I was on secure ground, given that our front garden and meadow are on sand, and the front garden is in sun for most of the day, and I was able to hold forth on a group of plants I know well from first hand experience. I wrote down the names as we talked, so that they could look up more details afterwards (and because otherwise people always forget most of what you've suggested to them) and they were very happy, and said they would be back next week to make a start, once the topsoil had been delivered tomorrow. They'd deliberately chosen to come and do their research on a wet day, because they thought we'd have more time to speak to them, which was quite cunning. They were excited to have finally reached this stage, after doing all the grunt work of removing an old hedge (which had to wait until they'd sorted out the house) and weeding and preparing the ground. As Charlie Dimmock used to say on Ground Force, and now for the fun part, the planting.
It didn't seem likely that we'd get many customers, given the weather. The chap who runs the cafe had the same thought, and rang shortly after ten to say that the cafe girl wouldn't be coming in, so could my younger colleague who knows how to operate the coffee machine do hot drinks, and we were to call him later on if it got busy. I thought that was pretty poor, since we didn't think we were going to get many customers, but opened up as normal anyway. You don't build a retail business by arbitrarily shutting when it suits you, and it reflects badly on the plant centre if refreshments aren't available when we say on our website that they are.
My older colleague counselled against telling the owner at that moment, on the grounds that it would only upset her just as she had to drive her son back to school in the rain, and would make no practical difference since we were going to be saddled with the teas anyway. This was good advice, since the owner was already cross that the cafe shut so early yesterday. I left a brief note for her at the end of the day. She'll be able to digest the news overnight, instead of being provoked into ringing up the cafe man and screaming at him in the heat of the moment.
Euonymus were still selling briskly, after their television appearance. I wasn't at work when they were filming, but apparently the crew were there for the entire day, of which no more than five minutes was finally transmitted. A Viburnum we list turned out to have been in yesterday's Telegraph as well, but that only resulted in one sale.
I spent the first part of the morning, once I'd done the watering, clearing up after myself from yesterday. The manager's note of jobs to do over the weekend included a list of herbaceous plants that I was supposed to round up and take over to the tunnel on the other side of the car park, where they will spend the winter under cover. Salvia, Sedum, Stachys and other things that don't want to sit too wet in their pots. After I'd worked my way through the list I looked at his instructions again, and saw the additional words 'and tidy'. Oh. Bother. I was meant to cut down their dead stems, strip off their manky leaves, pull out any weeds and scrape off the liverwort. By then I'd stacked them on two red trolleys, so half of them were at head height, and the centre of the bottom deck of a two-storey plant trolley about one metre by two is not the most comfortable place to work. And one of the trolleys was outside and it was raining. Fortunately most of the pots were fairly clean and tidy already, apart from the Kniphofia which were riddled with straggly dead leaves, and the Lathyrus which combined shabby leaves and a huge crop of liverwort. I managed to sort out most of them in situ. It wasn't the best plant cleaning job I've ever done in my life, on the other hand they are going to spend around five months sitting in a polytunnel anyway, plenty of time to grow fresh liverwort, and they'll need tidying again before they come back out for sale.
I was able to use up a largish part of the afternoon productively, advising a couple who wanted planting ideas for a reasonably sunny front garden on free draining soil, which they had totally cleared. I felt I was on secure ground, given that our front garden and meadow are on sand, and the front garden is in sun for most of the day, and I was able to hold forth on a group of plants I know well from first hand experience. I wrote down the names as we talked, so that they could look up more details afterwards (and because otherwise people always forget most of what you've suggested to them) and they were very happy, and said they would be back next week to make a start, once the topsoil had been delivered tomorrow. They'd deliberately chosen to come and do their research on a wet day, because they thought we'd have more time to speak to them, which was quite cunning. They were excited to have finally reached this stage, after doing all the grunt work of removing an old hedge (which had to wait until they'd sorted out the house) and weeding and preparing the ground. As Charlie Dimmock used to say on Ground Force, and now for the fun part, the planting.
Saturday, 3 November 2012
star of the small screen
The boss was on telly last night, talking about autumn colour. We've largely given up watching Gardeners' World nowadays in favour of the meatier fare of The Sopranos box set, but we made an exception yesterday evening. I thought he did very well. We'd stocked up on deciduous Euonymus, hoping for a rush.
We did get more callers for those than usual, plus a small crop of disappointed people who had come to look at the garden without checking the website or ringing us first. The website does say that the garden is open from 1 March to 30 September, admittedly not blazed in huge letters across the top of the home page Don't Bother Coming, The Garden Is Shut For The Winter, but quite clearly in the column marked Opening Hours on the Garden and Arboretum page. The boss is clear that the garden really is shut, since it is incredibly slippery. The sound recordist fell over making the feature for the BBC, and since someone slipped a couple of years ago, broke her ankle and sued us the owners are very keen not to have any more accidents. A couple who had driven from Brentwood were aggrieved, but while sympathetic I stood firm. It's November, for goodness sake, and if planning to drive any distance to visit a garden the sensible thing to do is ring first, and check whether it is open.
I was irritated to see that somebody had moved all the Heuchera that I spent half of last Monday morning gathering up and putting them under cover, as instructed by the manager, and put them back dotted around the display tables. The culprits turned out to be my co-workers for today, who had wanted the table to display some Daphne, and rearranged it in the past couple of days, while the manager took some holiday for half term. They said they wondered why all the Heuchera had been moved. I thought they had not wondered enough, given that as it happened while the manager was there it was probably at his instigation, and he presumably had his reasons.
Understanding that other people normally do things for a reason, at least when operating within their own field of expertise, is one of the hardest things for many humans to grasp. My favourite example comes from Thor Heyerdahl's account of his first Ra expedition. In 1969 Heyerdahl and his companions set out to cross the Atlantic from Morocco to the Americas on a reed boat, copied from ancient Egyptian records. Ropes ran from the upswept prow and stern to the centre of the boat. The crew found these rather in the way, and since the curved ends of the boat showed no signs of straightening out, they removed them. Half way across the Atlantic they discovered what the ropes had been for. They were not to stop the bow and stern from uncoiling, but to hold the middle of Ra up, and as the papyrus absorbed water the central portion began to sag and sink. The voyage had to be abandoned before they reached landfall.
The girl running the cafe today swept up and left at half past two. We had quite a few customers after lunch, as we tend to on weekend afternoons when it's not raining, and some of them wanted tea, coffee and cake as well as plants. My colleagues said that this was fine, they could make tea. Given we're open until dusk and advertise the fact that we have a cafe, we ought to be offering tea at least until half past three, but I don't think plant centre staff should be doing it. The cafe is now a separate business. They shouldn't be happy with us in their kitchen any more than I'm happy with them operating our till. I foresee tears.
We did get more callers for those than usual, plus a small crop of disappointed people who had come to look at the garden without checking the website or ringing us first. The website does say that the garden is open from 1 March to 30 September, admittedly not blazed in huge letters across the top of the home page Don't Bother Coming, The Garden Is Shut For The Winter, but quite clearly in the column marked Opening Hours on the Garden and Arboretum page. The boss is clear that the garden really is shut, since it is incredibly slippery. The sound recordist fell over making the feature for the BBC, and since someone slipped a couple of years ago, broke her ankle and sued us the owners are very keen not to have any more accidents. A couple who had driven from Brentwood were aggrieved, but while sympathetic I stood firm. It's November, for goodness sake, and if planning to drive any distance to visit a garden the sensible thing to do is ring first, and check whether it is open.
I was irritated to see that somebody had moved all the Heuchera that I spent half of last Monday morning gathering up and putting them under cover, as instructed by the manager, and put them back dotted around the display tables. The culprits turned out to be my co-workers for today, who had wanted the table to display some Daphne, and rearranged it in the past couple of days, while the manager took some holiday for half term. They said they wondered why all the Heuchera had been moved. I thought they had not wondered enough, given that as it happened while the manager was there it was probably at his instigation, and he presumably had his reasons.
Understanding that other people normally do things for a reason, at least when operating within their own field of expertise, is one of the hardest things for many humans to grasp. My favourite example comes from Thor Heyerdahl's account of his first Ra expedition. In 1969 Heyerdahl and his companions set out to cross the Atlantic from Morocco to the Americas on a reed boat, copied from ancient Egyptian records. Ropes ran from the upswept prow and stern to the centre of the boat. The crew found these rather in the way, and since the curved ends of the boat showed no signs of straightening out, they removed them. Half way across the Atlantic they discovered what the ropes had been for. They were not to stop the bow and stern from uncoiling, but to hold the middle of Ra up, and as the papyrus absorbed water the central portion began to sag and sink. The voyage had to be abandoned before they reached landfall.
The girl running the cafe today swept up and left at half past two. We had quite a few customers after lunch, as we tend to on weekend afternoons when it's not raining, and some of them wanted tea, coffee and cake as well as plants. My colleagues said that this was fine, they could make tea. Given we're open until dusk and advertise the fact that we have a cafe, we ought to be offering tea at least until half past three, but I don't think plant centre staff should be doing it. The cafe is now a separate business. They shouldn't be happy with us in their kitchen any more than I'm happy with them operating our till. I foresee tears.
Friday, 2 November 2012
welcome to Britain's oldest recorded town
Nobody told me that it was national Employ an Idiot day. I went to pay a cheque into the bank in Colchester. That was very quaint and old fashioned of me, but I was given it for a recent woodland talk. A strict interpretation of charity rules doesn't let UK charities pay money to other charities, so I am sometimes given a cheque made payable to me, and I send the same amount on to the woodland charity. I did that promptly, so have been out of of the money for a couple of weeks.
There was no queue at the counter, so I thought I'd pay in the cheque there instead of using one of the automated machines, since the cheque had been folded up in my purse and the paying-in machines don't always like paperwork with creases in it. The young girl behind the glass smiled at me, and I passed over my cheque book open at the deposits section at the back, the counterfoil and slip already filled out, and the cheque. She reached for a calculator, which puzzled me slightly since paying one cheque into one account didn't seem to involve any calculations, added two numbers together, wrote something on the next paying-in slip in the book, and stamped it with an official HSBC stamp. I goggled at her and surmised that the older woman standing behind her chair was not just hanging around, but was in fact supposed to be supervising her. The supervisor said that that was not what you were meant to do, wrote Void over the spoiled slip, and stamped my counterfoil, then asked if I'd like her to remove the used slip. I said Yes please, it was no use to me now, and then later wished that I hadn't, as I'd have liked to confirm whether the girl at the counter had indeed used her calculator to add up twenty-five plus twenty-five, being the amount of the cheque and paying-in slip respectively.
If this is the future of Britain's banks then we're in deeper trouble than we already thought we were. And our educational system is even worse than we already knew it was.
Then I went on to the main purpose of the day, which was to visit Colchester Castle. I have been there before, but not for over twenty years, so when a friend suggested meeting up sometime I asked if she'd like to come for a cup of coffee in town and have a look at the castle, as a change from drinking tea in each other's houses. The castle is the second largest Norman keep in the UK, after the White Tower in London, and is currently showing an exhibition of visiting Chinese artefacts that sounded interesting.
Colchester Castle Museum, as it describes itself, is fascinating and infuriating in equal measures. Fascinating because it is stuffed with artefacts. Locally collected stone age tools and bronze age axe heads. A beautiful large cauldron dating from 1100 BC (they're still on BC and AD, no politically correct Before Current Era yet) that set me thinking of the magic cauldron in the Mabinogian which restored slaughtered warriors to life. Roman glass and memorials and coffins and mosaics and a fabulous sphinx crouched over the head of a man. A small display on the mediaeval woollen weaving industry in Colchester. Loads and loads of good stuff, crammed into old fashioned display cases linked by strange walkways vaguely based on neolithic huts.
The Chinese objects are great. On loan from a museum in Nanjing, sometime capital of China, there are terracotta grave goods, porcelain bowls, carved jade animals and a jade suit made out of hundreds of small rectangles of stone strung together with silver wire, that was originally the burial dress of an emperor. Some of the terracotta animals are wonderfully animated and life-like, others odd or downright comic. It is a really good visiting collection and well worth a look, on until 6th January 2013.
The castle is infuriating because you can't really see the inside of the building at all. It is filled up with galleries to hold the museum stuff, while staircases cut across the original doors and windows, so you get no sense of the original layout. There is no interpretation about the castle itself. No explanation of whether it was a royal castle or built by an uppity local baron, or where the stone came from, or when the curtain walls and all of the rest of the castle apart from the keep were destroyed. It seems a great waste. It is an atmospheric building, but it would be so much better to have a proper purpose built display for the pre-historical and Roman artefacts, and present the castle as a fascinating historical building in its own right, maybe with some information about mediaeval Colchester. Just think, if all of that money spent on the Firstsite gallery had been invested in a modern museum to present Colchester's ancient past.
Colchester is generally terribly bad at making the most of its history. Driving into the town you pass signs welcoming you to Britain's oldest recorded town. And that's it. If you park in the multi-storey car park next to the dual carriage way that the planners decided to route next to a large stretch of surviving Roman wall, you can walk through an actual Roman gateway, though most people don't bother and just skirt past it. In the town centre you can see another section of the town walls, with the car parking theme carried one better since the car park runs along the base of the wall. I think that somewhere in the Dutch quarter you can peer through a window and see an excavated Roman something-or-other. And that's it. They did find a chariot racing track a while back, but with the economic crisis plans to develop that as an historic attraction have gone very quiet. Compare this meagre effort with the amount of fuss that York makes about the Vikings. Granted, York has one of the most beautiful cathedrals in Britain, but the only visible evidence of Vikings you'll find now is in the Jorvik centre.
The management of Colchester Castle Museum must be aware that it doesn't quite make the grade as a twenty-first century museum, since it is due to close for fifteen months at the start of next year for modernisation. I hope that will make it better and not worse, since upgrades to the National Maritime Museum have dumbed it down considerably, according to the Systems Administrator, with the collection of builders' models of ships disappearing from display, and eco displays about melting icebergs taking their place. Looking on the bright side, I don't see how anybody can drag climate change into the Bronze Age and the Romans. I fear, though, that what the Castle Museum really needs is another building into which most of the current collection could be relocated.
There was no queue at the counter, so I thought I'd pay in the cheque there instead of using one of the automated machines, since the cheque had been folded up in my purse and the paying-in machines don't always like paperwork with creases in it. The young girl behind the glass smiled at me, and I passed over my cheque book open at the deposits section at the back, the counterfoil and slip already filled out, and the cheque. She reached for a calculator, which puzzled me slightly since paying one cheque into one account didn't seem to involve any calculations, added two numbers together, wrote something on the next paying-in slip in the book, and stamped it with an official HSBC stamp. I goggled at her and surmised that the older woman standing behind her chair was not just hanging around, but was in fact supposed to be supervising her. The supervisor said that that was not what you were meant to do, wrote Void over the spoiled slip, and stamped my counterfoil, then asked if I'd like her to remove the used slip. I said Yes please, it was no use to me now, and then later wished that I hadn't, as I'd have liked to confirm whether the girl at the counter had indeed used her calculator to add up twenty-five plus twenty-five, being the amount of the cheque and paying-in slip respectively.
If this is the future of Britain's banks then we're in deeper trouble than we already thought we were. And our educational system is even worse than we already knew it was.
Then I went on to the main purpose of the day, which was to visit Colchester Castle. I have been there before, but not for over twenty years, so when a friend suggested meeting up sometime I asked if she'd like to come for a cup of coffee in town and have a look at the castle, as a change from drinking tea in each other's houses. The castle is the second largest Norman keep in the UK, after the White Tower in London, and is currently showing an exhibition of visiting Chinese artefacts that sounded interesting.
Colchester Castle Museum, as it describes itself, is fascinating and infuriating in equal measures. Fascinating because it is stuffed with artefacts. Locally collected stone age tools and bronze age axe heads. A beautiful large cauldron dating from 1100 BC (they're still on BC and AD, no politically correct Before Current Era yet) that set me thinking of the magic cauldron in the Mabinogian which restored slaughtered warriors to life. Roman glass and memorials and coffins and mosaics and a fabulous sphinx crouched over the head of a man. A small display on the mediaeval woollen weaving industry in Colchester. Loads and loads of good stuff, crammed into old fashioned display cases linked by strange walkways vaguely based on neolithic huts.
The Chinese objects are great. On loan from a museum in Nanjing, sometime capital of China, there are terracotta grave goods, porcelain bowls, carved jade animals and a jade suit made out of hundreds of small rectangles of stone strung together with silver wire, that was originally the burial dress of an emperor. Some of the terracotta animals are wonderfully animated and life-like, others odd or downright comic. It is a really good visiting collection and well worth a look, on until 6th January 2013.
The castle is infuriating because you can't really see the inside of the building at all. It is filled up with galleries to hold the museum stuff, while staircases cut across the original doors and windows, so you get no sense of the original layout. There is no interpretation about the castle itself. No explanation of whether it was a royal castle or built by an uppity local baron, or where the stone came from, or when the curtain walls and all of the rest of the castle apart from the keep were destroyed. It seems a great waste. It is an atmospheric building, but it would be so much better to have a proper purpose built display for the pre-historical and Roman artefacts, and present the castle as a fascinating historical building in its own right, maybe with some information about mediaeval Colchester. Just think, if all of that money spent on the Firstsite gallery had been invested in a modern museum to present Colchester's ancient past.
Colchester is generally terribly bad at making the most of its history. Driving into the town you pass signs welcoming you to Britain's oldest recorded town. And that's it. If you park in the multi-storey car park next to the dual carriage way that the planners decided to route next to a large stretch of surviving Roman wall, you can walk through an actual Roman gateway, though most people don't bother and just skirt past it. In the town centre you can see another section of the town walls, with the car parking theme carried one better since the car park runs along the base of the wall. I think that somewhere in the Dutch quarter you can peer through a window and see an excavated Roman something-or-other. And that's it. They did find a chariot racing track a while back, but with the economic crisis plans to develop that as an historic attraction have gone very quiet. Compare this meagre effort with the amount of fuss that York makes about the Vikings. Granted, York has one of the most beautiful cathedrals in Britain, but the only visible evidence of Vikings you'll find now is in the Jorvik centre.
The management of Colchester Castle Museum must be aware that it doesn't quite make the grade as a twenty-first century museum, since it is due to close for fifteen months at the start of next year for modernisation. I hope that will make it better and not worse, since upgrades to the National Maritime Museum have dumbed it down considerably, according to the Systems Administrator, with the collection of builders' models of ships disappearing from display, and eco displays about melting icebergs taking their place. Looking on the bright side, I don't see how anybody can drag climate change into the Bronze Age and the Romans. I fear, though, that what the Castle Museum really needs is another building into which most of the current collection could be relocated.
Thursday, 1 November 2012
bread
The length of the gardening day is rapidly reducing. I got up at quarter to eight, and it was only just getting light then. There was no rush to leap out of bed any earlier, since I could hear from the drumming on the roof that it was raining. I didn't know until I got up what time it was, since the fusebox tripped in the night and knocked out my bedside clock, but my body seems predisposed to rise with the dawn. Getting out into the garden was further delayed by my plan to make soda bread for us to eat with our lunch. I've been meaning to make soda bread for months, if not years, but yesterday took a slightly decisive step and bought a pot of buttermilk. I still wasn't immediately committed, since the buttermilk would keep for ten days, but thought I might as well get on with the bread, especially since last night I made some soup for today's lunch. Plus it was raining.
We used to have a mother's help when I was a child who made extremely good soda bread. She made good shortbread as well. As a child she seemed to me very old, although looking back I have no idea how old she was. She may only have been around the age I am now. The awfulness of the life of a paid companion has been fertile territory for novelists, from Anne Bronte to Daphne du Maurier, and I can't think that our untrained mother's help had a very nice life, living in our draughty Victoria pile a mile's walk from any amenities (she couldn't drive), with no economic security and two lippy children for company. My parents disliked her, because she was noisy and not very bright, let alone academic. It can't be pleasant, living on sufferance in somebody else's house.
Anyway, she made good soda bread. I have tried it once or twice in the intervening decades, but not for a long time. Hot to trot after breakfast, I discovered that while I'd remembered to buy buttermilk, the bicarbonate of soda had theoretically expired in April 2010. It had gone rather solid in its pot, and as I jabbed at it with a teaspoon I wondered whether it still had any fizz in it. Then I needed a recipe. The Good Housekeepers, normally a reliable source of information on old-fashioned staples, didn't have a soda bread recipe, or at least I couldn't find it in the index under either S or B. Elizabeth David's bread book wanted me to use wholemeal flour and talked about raising the loaves under inverted cake tins, which sounded too complicated. I thought I remembered seeing soda bread in Tom Norrington-Davies' book Just like mother used to make, and since everything I've tried out of that so far has worked, and he doesn't over-complicate things, I thought I'd go with the erstwhile gastro pub supremo.
Almost immediately I started deviating from the recipe, halving the amount of salt, since I couldn't believe that 500 grammes of flour needed two teaspoons of the stuff. Neither the Systems Administrator nor I have a very salty tooth (the soup didn't contain any). When we have guests we have to remember to put some on the table for those that like more of it than we do. I know that in yeast cookery you have to be careful about reducing the salt too far, since it affects the structure of the dough, but with bicarb raised bread I thought I could do what I liked.
Once the ingredients are all mixed up, Tom Norrington-Davies talked about kneading the loaf for up to ten minutes. I couldn't believe that. After all, soda bread is a giant scone, and the ideal with those is to handle them as little as possible. Thorough kneading is helpful in making bread with yeast, when you are trying to develop the gluten, but I didn't think it applied to cakes. I decided to ignore the instructions in the book, and put the loaf in the oven as soon as it felt smooth. I did cut a cross in the top as instructed. Tom Norrington-Davies said that this would make my bread 'traditional looking', but from past reading of Elizabeth David and other bread books I thought it had a structural point, to help the loaf open out. I dropped it to a lower point in the oven than his suggested temperature as well after fifteen minutes, since the top was going rather dark, but mapping given cooking temperatures in non-Aga cookbooks on to the best position within an Aga is a black art and not a science.
The bread was fine, as was the soup. Leek and potato. I cooked it last night while I was doing the supper, and liquidised it before lunch when it was cold. Having a completely home made lunch gave me quite a glow of virtue, and I really will try yeast raised bread sometime soon. When it is raining all morning.
In the afternoon it drizzled in patches, so that I was never quite sure whether it was going to come on to rain hard and I was going to have to run inside. I am still clearing suitable places to use the home made compost, so that I can start refilling the bins. The clay soil at the lower end of the sloping bed in the back garden would surely like a dressing of nice crumbly decaying organic material. Weeding it after all the rain is a pain, since it goes to a slick when you touch it, each weed comes up with a great gobbet of clay stuck to its roots, and every footprint sinks in and makes the bad structure even worse.
We used to have a mother's help when I was a child who made extremely good soda bread. She made good shortbread as well. As a child she seemed to me very old, although looking back I have no idea how old she was. She may only have been around the age I am now. The awfulness of the life of a paid companion has been fertile territory for novelists, from Anne Bronte to Daphne du Maurier, and I can't think that our untrained mother's help had a very nice life, living in our draughty Victoria pile a mile's walk from any amenities (she couldn't drive), with no economic security and two lippy children for company. My parents disliked her, because she was noisy and not very bright, let alone academic. It can't be pleasant, living on sufferance in somebody else's house.
Anyway, she made good soda bread. I have tried it once or twice in the intervening decades, but not for a long time. Hot to trot after breakfast, I discovered that while I'd remembered to buy buttermilk, the bicarbonate of soda had theoretically expired in April 2010. It had gone rather solid in its pot, and as I jabbed at it with a teaspoon I wondered whether it still had any fizz in it. Then I needed a recipe. The Good Housekeepers, normally a reliable source of information on old-fashioned staples, didn't have a soda bread recipe, or at least I couldn't find it in the index under either S or B. Elizabeth David's bread book wanted me to use wholemeal flour and talked about raising the loaves under inverted cake tins, which sounded too complicated. I thought I remembered seeing soda bread in Tom Norrington-Davies' book Just like mother used to make, and since everything I've tried out of that so far has worked, and he doesn't over-complicate things, I thought I'd go with the erstwhile gastro pub supremo.
Almost immediately I started deviating from the recipe, halving the amount of salt, since I couldn't believe that 500 grammes of flour needed two teaspoons of the stuff. Neither the Systems Administrator nor I have a very salty tooth (the soup didn't contain any). When we have guests we have to remember to put some on the table for those that like more of it than we do. I know that in yeast cookery you have to be careful about reducing the salt too far, since it affects the structure of the dough, but with bicarb raised bread I thought I could do what I liked.
Once the ingredients are all mixed up, Tom Norrington-Davies talked about kneading the loaf for up to ten minutes. I couldn't believe that. After all, soda bread is a giant scone, and the ideal with those is to handle them as little as possible. Thorough kneading is helpful in making bread with yeast, when you are trying to develop the gluten, but I didn't think it applied to cakes. I decided to ignore the instructions in the book, and put the loaf in the oven as soon as it felt smooth. I did cut a cross in the top as instructed. Tom Norrington-Davies said that this would make my bread 'traditional looking', but from past reading of Elizabeth David and other bread books I thought it had a structural point, to help the loaf open out. I dropped it to a lower point in the oven than his suggested temperature as well after fifteen minutes, since the top was going rather dark, but mapping given cooking temperatures in non-Aga cookbooks on to the best position within an Aga is a black art and not a science.
The bread was fine, as was the soup. Leek and potato. I cooked it last night while I was doing the supper, and liquidised it before lunch when it was cold. Having a completely home made lunch gave me quite a glow of virtue, and I really will try yeast raised bread sometime soon. When it is raining all morning.
In the afternoon it drizzled in patches, so that I was never quite sure whether it was going to come on to rain hard and I was going to have to run inside. I am still clearing suitable places to use the home made compost, so that I can start refilling the bins. The clay soil at the lower end of the sloping bed in the back garden would surely like a dressing of nice crumbly decaying organic material. Weeding it after all the rain is a pain, since it goes to a slick when you touch it, each weed comes up with a great gobbet of clay stuck to its roots, and every footprint sinks in and makes the bad structure even worse.
Wednesday, 31 October 2012
northumberland voices
It has just begun to rain. So much for yesterday morning's improving five day forecast saying that the rain would not arrive until tonight. If doing the garden were my paid job I'd have to press on, but since I'm doing it for fun and still fending off the lurking cold I thought I'd come inside, and tell you about last night's concert instead. Perhaps by the time I've finished the rain will have passed.
I went to the Colchester Arts Centre to hear Kathryn Tickell on her Northumbrian Voices tour. I eyed this up months ago, when the Arts Centre programme came out, but the Systems Administrator had gone on strike because the seats are so uncomfortable. Then a friend asked if I were interested in going, and I said Yes, but it turned out that the Colchester date fell in half term, and she said she couldn't go. I thought that showed great devotion to one's family, but then discovered she was hoping her husband would take them all on holiday. He didn't, so she put together a party and we went.
Regular readers will know that I like Kathryn Tickell a lot. She is a very fine traditional musician, playing the fiddle and the Northumbrian pipes. She is from rural Northumberland, and her recent CDs and concerts have begun to feature readings from the reminiscences of older family members and friends, whom she has long been recording. The speech recordings started by accident, when she forgot to press the Stop button after recording music sessions, and she found them so interesting that they took on a life of their own as a personal oral history project. Finally she teamed up with a theatre producer, some other musicians and her dad, and made a show out of them. She is accompanied by two fiddlers (who also sing), a guitarist, an accordion player and her father, and they read stories of life in Northumberland interposed with tunes and songs.
That sounds as though it could be cringe-makingly worthy, the sort of thing that could be cooked up by the BBC in patronising mode, or somebody equipped with a grant to make Art in the Community (I have never been a Billy Bragg fan, and loved Ian Hislop's riposte to 'I was a miner' of 'No you're not, you're a Cockney git'). We all enjoyed it very much, and the readings were not embarrassing or cheesy at all, although one of our party did cry at one point. The performers had each chosen their favourite extracts from the entire archive, and these were arranged roughly chronologically and thematically. The first fragments, about old violins, how musicians learn tunes (and the difficulty of getting it right once you've learnt it wrong), and long walks over the hills along the sheep tracks to get to dances, were quite cosy. By degrees we heard more about the hardships of rural life, continuing right into the post war era. The long winters, when the post didn't come for seventeen weeks, or ten, because the roads were blocked by snow. The dangerous search in the snow for lost sheep. We heard how life was changing, how the population of the remote valleys was falling, how people not born to that life didn't want to live anywhere so isolated, which made it difficult for the few locals to marry and stay. We heard how the pubs were not so lively as they were (not solely a northern problem), with the shift towards food and tourism (I felt a twinge of guilt) being partly responsible. We heard how modern technology was changing shepherding, though you did not see and hear so much, like a lamb stuck in a drain, driving around on a quad bike and splitting your working day between two farms, as in the old days when shepherds walked. They told of the loss of the hefted flocks, and the impact on the landscape of reduced grazing, as long rough grass grew and crowded out the flowers.
We learned too of the evolution of traditional music. Kathryn Tickell asked all of the band members what their musical influences were, growing up. In the accordion player's house it was Kate Bush and eighties pop, while the guitarist's father was a devotee of Radio 3 and swing jazz. The parents of one of the fiddlers were into Scottish folk rock group Runrig (and she went on to study classical music at university), while the other had Hank Williams as the soundtrack of her childhood. Kathryn Tickell's parents were both folk musicians, and her father was brought up on Hymns Ancient and Modern. Traditional music in 1970s rural Northumberland didn't exist in a vacuum, and country music was very popular in the Grey Bull in Wark.
Kathryn Tickell herself was more steeped in traditional music than most. Besides absorbing the music from her family, she learnt from the local musicians whose reminiscences formed a large part of the show. These were farmers and shepherds. Oh, and they were all men old enough to be her grandfather, if not great grandfather. I bought the CD of the concert, and in the booklet is a photograph of two elderly fiddlers and a piper who is at least middle aged, plus Kathryn aged approximately eleven, also holding her fiddle and looking very serious. She described how as a teenager she conducted a long-distance friendship with one such player, by then living at some distance away in sheltered accommodation. She would play tunes for him, recording them on a cassette and sending it off when she had a tape full. He did the same thing, recording old tunes for her he thought she might like. Occasionally she managed to get a lift to visit him, and they would spend the afternoon together, playing their fiddles and drinking tea. Before that, as a little girl, her grandfather took her to the Grey Bull on Sunday afternoons, and she sat in the snug with the old boys, playing dominoes.
Nowadays Kathryn Tickell teaches the fiddle at summer schools for young folk musicians. She said that in their playing would be something of herself and her playing, and something of the older musicians that she had learnt from. Although she didn't mention the subject at all, I thought how one of the things that has changed is the ways tradition and culture are passed on. I can't see, amidst the wave of revulsion about Jimmy Savile's activities, formalised child safeguarding, and CRB checks, that a little girl nowadays would have much chance of learning the stories and music of the place she grew up from a bunch of old geezers. It just wouldn't happen.
I went to the Colchester Arts Centre to hear Kathryn Tickell on her Northumbrian Voices tour. I eyed this up months ago, when the Arts Centre programme came out, but the Systems Administrator had gone on strike because the seats are so uncomfortable. Then a friend asked if I were interested in going, and I said Yes, but it turned out that the Colchester date fell in half term, and she said she couldn't go. I thought that showed great devotion to one's family, but then discovered she was hoping her husband would take them all on holiday. He didn't, so she put together a party and we went.
Regular readers will know that I like Kathryn Tickell a lot. She is a very fine traditional musician, playing the fiddle and the Northumbrian pipes. She is from rural Northumberland, and her recent CDs and concerts have begun to feature readings from the reminiscences of older family members and friends, whom she has long been recording. The speech recordings started by accident, when she forgot to press the Stop button after recording music sessions, and she found them so interesting that they took on a life of their own as a personal oral history project. Finally she teamed up with a theatre producer, some other musicians and her dad, and made a show out of them. She is accompanied by two fiddlers (who also sing), a guitarist, an accordion player and her father, and they read stories of life in Northumberland interposed with tunes and songs.
That sounds as though it could be cringe-makingly worthy, the sort of thing that could be cooked up by the BBC in patronising mode, or somebody equipped with a grant to make Art in the Community (I have never been a Billy Bragg fan, and loved Ian Hislop's riposte to 'I was a miner' of 'No you're not, you're a Cockney git'). We all enjoyed it very much, and the readings were not embarrassing or cheesy at all, although one of our party did cry at one point. The performers had each chosen their favourite extracts from the entire archive, and these were arranged roughly chronologically and thematically. The first fragments, about old violins, how musicians learn tunes (and the difficulty of getting it right once you've learnt it wrong), and long walks over the hills along the sheep tracks to get to dances, were quite cosy. By degrees we heard more about the hardships of rural life, continuing right into the post war era. The long winters, when the post didn't come for seventeen weeks, or ten, because the roads were blocked by snow. The dangerous search in the snow for lost sheep. We heard how life was changing, how the population of the remote valleys was falling, how people not born to that life didn't want to live anywhere so isolated, which made it difficult for the few locals to marry and stay. We heard how the pubs were not so lively as they were (not solely a northern problem), with the shift towards food and tourism (I felt a twinge of guilt) being partly responsible. We heard how modern technology was changing shepherding, though you did not see and hear so much, like a lamb stuck in a drain, driving around on a quad bike and splitting your working day between two farms, as in the old days when shepherds walked. They told of the loss of the hefted flocks, and the impact on the landscape of reduced grazing, as long rough grass grew and crowded out the flowers.
We learned too of the evolution of traditional music. Kathryn Tickell asked all of the band members what their musical influences were, growing up. In the accordion player's house it was Kate Bush and eighties pop, while the guitarist's father was a devotee of Radio 3 and swing jazz. The parents of one of the fiddlers were into Scottish folk rock group Runrig (and she went on to study classical music at university), while the other had Hank Williams as the soundtrack of her childhood. Kathryn Tickell's parents were both folk musicians, and her father was brought up on Hymns Ancient and Modern. Traditional music in 1970s rural Northumberland didn't exist in a vacuum, and country music was very popular in the Grey Bull in Wark.
Kathryn Tickell herself was more steeped in traditional music than most. Besides absorbing the music from her family, she learnt from the local musicians whose reminiscences formed a large part of the show. These were farmers and shepherds. Oh, and they were all men old enough to be her grandfather, if not great grandfather. I bought the CD of the concert, and in the booklet is a photograph of two elderly fiddlers and a piper who is at least middle aged, plus Kathryn aged approximately eleven, also holding her fiddle and looking very serious. She described how as a teenager she conducted a long-distance friendship with one such player, by then living at some distance away in sheltered accommodation. She would play tunes for him, recording them on a cassette and sending it off when she had a tape full. He did the same thing, recording old tunes for her he thought she might like. Occasionally she managed to get a lift to visit him, and they would spend the afternoon together, playing their fiddles and drinking tea. Before that, as a little girl, her grandfather took her to the Grey Bull on Sunday afternoons, and she sat in the snug with the old boys, playing dominoes.
Nowadays Kathryn Tickell teaches the fiddle at summer schools for young folk musicians. She said that in their playing would be something of herself and her playing, and something of the older musicians that she had learnt from. Although she didn't mention the subject at all, I thought how one of the things that has changed is the ways tradition and culture are passed on. I can't see, amidst the wave of revulsion about Jimmy Savile's activities, formalised child safeguarding, and CRB checks, that a little girl nowadays would have much chance of learning the stories and music of the place she grew up from a bunch of old geezers. It just wouldn't happen.
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
winter's work
What a difference two days make. The sun shone this morning with some heat in it, and there wasn't much wind, so that it felt positively inviting to be outside, well wrapped up. Even the forecast for the week is improving.
I made some progress planting out my stash of plants. Three Geranium 'Blue Cloud' finally found a home in the long bed. This has pale blue flowers with subtle purple streaks, very pretty. I fell for it last year at work but we'd sold out before I organised myself to buy any, so this year I snapped up three when I saw them in the summer. I had a broad idea of where they could go, since 'Blue Cloud' likes well drained soil, and sun or semi-shade, and I thought there had to be a bare patch somewhere in the long bed that could usefully be filled by a group of geraniums. 'Blue Cloud' has branching stems that keep on elongating and flowering through the summer, giving it a long season, and the manager tells me that grown in the ground rather than a pot it makes a dense, weed-smothering mat. I'm always keen to have more of those. I'd been eyeing up a space at the front of the bed. Once the geraniums were planted, I fretted that maybe I had them too close to the ivy hedge, on the other hand I don't want a bare 40cm of soil around the edge of the border between the planting and the hedge.
A Euonymus planipes also slotted into the long bed. This is a deciduous species, which develops rich and marvellous autumn colour in a medley of red and plum by mid-September. After the leaves drop, the buds containing next year's leaves are long and pointed, attractive in their way, if you notice that sort of thing. I have admired it at several gardens, including Marks Hall and Scampston Hall, and written its name down in my garden visiting book more than once over the years, which is generally a good indication that my liking for a plant is deep-seated, and not a temporary enthusiasm. Today's specimen was a replacement, since I planted one about this time last year. It died at some point. I didn't notice it go, and don't know why it failed. It was planted in an area of the long bed that I was renovating, and everything else that went in at the same time did fine. Maybe I didn't water it enough in the dry spell we had in spring before the endless wet summer started, or maybe it succumbed to a disease. I haven't found deciduous euonymus the easiest group of plants to establish, when I've tried. In pots on nurseries they seem rather prone to fungal root infections, and the boss struggles to find clean suppliers of some of the varieties he in theory lists in the catalogue.
Then it was time for stint in the back garden, and another barrow load of compost. I weeded part of the ditch bed and mulched it, peering about in vain for signs of life in the form of resting buds from the small peony Molly the Witch that I planted down there earlier in the year. She was a slightly weedy little witch, proving not to have rooted into the full depth of her pot when I tipped her out of it at planting time. Perhaps she is resting under ground, or perhaps she is no more. Spring will tell. A group of three fancy saxifrage with deeply toothed leaves, bought from the Chatto Gardens, is doing very well in deep shade further back in the same bed.
One of a group of three river birch, Betula nigra 'Wakehurst Place', has already turned a soft yellow and dropped all of its leaves. The other two are still green. There is no more than a couple of metres between each pair, and as they are a named variety the three trees should be genetically identical, so it is a puzzle why one has turned so far ahead of the other two. The tree that has shed its leaves is at the southern end of the row, so gets the most light of the three. The bark of the river birch forms great shaggy tufts and peeling patches, which are very attractive. I have never felt the urge to pick at it and pull the loose pieces off. The trunk of the central tree is noticeably thinner than the other two, showing the effect of having competition on both sides instead of the lawn on one side.
As it was a nice afternoon and the chickens hadn't been out for several days, it seemed kind to release them. They were very happy about this, and grazed on the grass just outside their run before rootling around in the turning circle. They didn't try to disappear into the back garden, which they'd started doing just before we went on holiday. If they will consent to stay in a little flock in the front on winter afternoons that would be extremely helpful (and make it more likely that they'll be let out, though it would be too much to expect a chicken to work that one out). I was able to cut down stems and trim the ivy hedge while keeping an eye on them. They were rather dilatory about going to bed, and I was starting to feel slightly chilly and had run out of space in my bins of prunings before they had finished. I did a headcount after shutting the run for the first time and found I was one short, but she turned up soon afterwards. I put the last of our stock of straw bales in their run this morning, as it was muddy after all the wet weather, so I need to find a source to restock. I had thought of asking the boss if he could let me buy some straw, when he seemed in a good mood. They must have it for the horses.
I made some progress planting out my stash of plants. Three Geranium 'Blue Cloud' finally found a home in the long bed. This has pale blue flowers with subtle purple streaks, very pretty. I fell for it last year at work but we'd sold out before I organised myself to buy any, so this year I snapped up three when I saw them in the summer. I had a broad idea of where they could go, since 'Blue Cloud' likes well drained soil, and sun or semi-shade, and I thought there had to be a bare patch somewhere in the long bed that could usefully be filled by a group of geraniums. 'Blue Cloud' has branching stems that keep on elongating and flowering through the summer, giving it a long season, and the manager tells me that grown in the ground rather than a pot it makes a dense, weed-smothering mat. I'm always keen to have more of those. I'd been eyeing up a space at the front of the bed. Once the geraniums were planted, I fretted that maybe I had them too close to the ivy hedge, on the other hand I don't want a bare 40cm of soil around the edge of the border between the planting and the hedge.
A Euonymus planipes also slotted into the long bed. This is a deciduous species, which develops rich and marvellous autumn colour in a medley of red and plum by mid-September. After the leaves drop, the buds containing next year's leaves are long and pointed, attractive in their way, if you notice that sort of thing. I have admired it at several gardens, including Marks Hall and Scampston Hall, and written its name down in my garden visiting book more than once over the years, which is generally a good indication that my liking for a plant is deep-seated, and not a temporary enthusiasm. Today's specimen was a replacement, since I planted one about this time last year. It died at some point. I didn't notice it go, and don't know why it failed. It was planted in an area of the long bed that I was renovating, and everything else that went in at the same time did fine. Maybe I didn't water it enough in the dry spell we had in spring before the endless wet summer started, or maybe it succumbed to a disease. I haven't found deciduous euonymus the easiest group of plants to establish, when I've tried. In pots on nurseries they seem rather prone to fungal root infections, and the boss struggles to find clean suppliers of some of the varieties he in theory lists in the catalogue.
Then it was time for stint in the back garden, and another barrow load of compost. I weeded part of the ditch bed and mulched it, peering about in vain for signs of life in the form of resting buds from the small peony Molly the Witch that I planted down there earlier in the year. She was a slightly weedy little witch, proving not to have rooted into the full depth of her pot when I tipped her out of it at planting time. Perhaps she is resting under ground, or perhaps she is no more. Spring will tell. A group of three fancy saxifrage with deeply toothed leaves, bought from the Chatto Gardens, is doing very well in deep shade further back in the same bed.
One of a group of three river birch, Betula nigra 'Wakehurst Place', has already turned a soft yellow and dropped all of its leaves. The other two are still green. There is no more than a couple of metres between each pair, and as they are a named variety the three trees should be genetically identical, so it is a puzzle why one has turned so far ahead of the other two. The tree that has shed its leaves is at the southern end of the row, so gets the most light of the three. The bark of the river birch forms great shaggy tufts and peeling patches, which are very attractive. I have never felt the urge to pick at it and pull the loose pieces off. The trunk of the central tree is noticeably thinner than the other two, showing the effect of having competition on both sides instead of the lawn on one side.
As it was a nice afternoon and the chickens hadn't been out for several days, it seemed kind to release them. They were very happy about this, and grazed on the grass just outside their run before rootling around in the turning circle. They didn't try to disappear into the back garden, which they'd started doing just before we went on holiday. If they will consent to stay in a little flock in the front on winter afternoons that would be extremely helpful (and make it more likely that they'll be let out, though it would be too much to expect a chicken to work that one out). I was able to cut down stems and trim the ivy hedge while keeping an eye on them. They were rather dilatory about going to bed, and I was starting to feel slightly chilly and had run out of space in my bins of prunings before they had finished. I did a headcount after shutting the run for the first time and found I was one short, but she turned up soon afterwards. I put the last of our stock of straw bales in their run this morning, as it was muddy after all the wet weather, so I need to find a source to restock. I had thought of asking the boss if he could let me buy some straw, when he seemed in a good mood. They must have it for the horses.
Monday, 29 October 2012
winter approaches
This morning brought another sign that winter is fast approaching, since it was the last visit this year of the van that calls weekly at the plant centre, bringing trays of little things in flower. Through the autumn it has been pansies and violas, cyclamen and primroses, heucheras, and occasional climbers in impossibly tiny pots. If you visit several plant nurseries in the eastern counties in rapid succession and have a faint sense of deja vu that you have seen flowers just like that already in your trip, you probably have. However, the van won't be back now until the early spring, when it will be time for miniature iris, pots of snowdrops, and winter aconites. The van does stock ornamental cabbages as well, but the boss and manager don't think that our kind of customer goes for those. The flying dutchman whose lorry comes on Fridays with supplies of generally rather gaudy shrubs made his final call of the year last week. Winter's grip is tightening.
That being the case, my first job of the day was to round up all the heucheras that were scattered around the plant centre and put them together on one table under cover, to protect them from the worst of the weather. There were a great many heucheras lurking in the ornamental displays, as well as in the herbaceous section, and every time I thought I'd got them all I found another. They would not all fit on the original table, and some had to go on to a second, overspill table near the shop, where at least they could be covered with some fleece or quickly put into a trolley and wheeled to somewhere with more protection if the weather got too bad.
I have become disillusioned with heuchera, and no longer grow them at home. Plant breeders have developed a vast number of varieties in recent years, and they look very pretty in their pots, in a fussy way, when they are new. They rapidly look less pretty, are particularly prone to vine weevil attack, and in the garden require frequent division and replanting into improved soil, otherwise they dwindle and die. They are rather prone to dwindling and dying as well in pots in the nursery over the winter. Heuchera are not plants that you can leave to happily and usefully get on with life, and I have no time for them nowadays. But they are very popular. They need to be, the number we have left this late in the season. When I go around village Open Gardens I play the game of Spot the Heuchera, because owners resort to them when trying to smarten up prominent corners in their borders.
I discovered that the beekeeper who has colonies in the garden and on the farm had said nice things to the boss about my talk on bee friendly plants, which was good of him, and that the organiser of last week's talk on seasonal planting had said good things about it to the manager, which was nice of her. In these hard times it is no bad thing for one's employers to be reminded by third parties what a talented and competent individual they have the good fortune to number among their staff.
A couple wanted to buy a birch as a memorial tree. They told me they had had a conversation over the weekend with a young man who was ever so nice and helpful, though they could only remember the first letter of his name. I think they would have liked to speak to him again, but he doesn't work on Mondays, and it took some time to coax them away from the subject of their previous conversation, which I hadn't been party to and was in no position to reproduce, and on to the subject of birch trees. Once they'd stopped pining for their previous sales contact and begun to tell me what it was that they wanted and how I could help them we got on quite well.
I returned from the birch trees to find the man from the cafe obligingly putting a couple of herbaceous plants through our till for somebody. I am sure he means well but I don't think he should be doing that. If there's a till error today I want to know that it was definitely down to me or the manager, not that it might have been a third party who doesn't even work for the owners. I mentioned to the manager at the end of the day that the cafe chap had been operating our till, and he groaned, although he is not so fanatical about who uses the tills as I am. It turns out that on Friday he didn't see initially why I hadn't just paid for the three plants I sold at my talk, while I was there, until another member of staff who used to work for Nottcutts and has been drilled in procedures and security more than we have pointed out that it wasn't appropriate for me to touch the tills on a day when I wasn't officially working. After all, they wouldn't want to be blamed for my mistakes.
Although the clocks changed yesterday, we don't switch to a four o'clock finish until the end of the month, so for the last twenty minutes we were all wandering about more or less in the dark.
That being the case, my first job of the day was to round up all the heucheras that were scattered around the plant centre and put them together on one table under cover, to protect them from the worst of the weather. There were a great many heucheras lurking in the ornamental displays, as well as in the herbaceous section, and every time I thought I'd got them all I found another. They would not all fit on the original table, and some had to go on to a second, overspill table near the shop, where at least they could be covered with some fleece or quickly put into a trolley and wheeled to somewhere with more protection if the weather got too bad.
I have become disillusioned with heuchera, and no longer grow them at home. Plant breeders have developed a vast number of varieties in recent years, and they look very pretty in their pots, in a fussy way, when they are new. They rapidly look less pretty, are particularly prone to vine weevil attack, and in the garden require frequent division and replanting into improved soil, otherwise they dwindle and die. They are rather prone to dwindling and dying as well in pots in the nursery over the winter. Heuchera are not plants that you can leave to happily and usefully get on with life, and I have no time for them nowadays. But they are very popular. They need to be, the number we have left this late in the season. When I go around village Open Gardens I play the game of Spot the Heuchera, because owners resort to them when trying to smarten up prominent corners in their borders.
I discovered that the beekeeper who has colonies in the garden and on the farm had said nice things to the boss about my talk on bee friendly plants, which was good of him, and that the organiser of last week's talk on seasonal planting had said good things about it to the manager, which was nice of her. In these hard times it is no bad thing for one's employers to be reminded by third parties what a talented and competent individual they have the good fortune to number among their staff.
A couple wanted to buy a birch as a memorial tree. They told me they had had a conversation over the weekend with a young man who was ever so nice and helpful, though they could only remember the first letter of his name. I think they would have liked to speak to him again, but he doesn't work on Mondays, and it took some time to coax them away from the subject of their previous conversation, which I hadn't been party to and was in no position to reproduce, and on to the subject of birch trees. Once they'd stopped pining for their previous sales contact and begun to tell me what it was that they wanted and how I could help them we got on quite well.
I returned from the birch trees to find the man from the cafe obligingly putting a couple of herbaceous plants through our till for somebody. I am sure he means well but I don't think he should be doing that. If there's a till error today I want to know that it was definitely down to me or the manager, not that it might have been a third party who doesn't even work for the owners. I mentioned to the manager at the end of the day that the cafe chap had been operating our till, and he groaned, although he is not so fanatical about who uses the tills as I am. It turns out that on Friday he didn't see initially why I hadn't just paid for the three plants I sold at my talk, while I was there, until another member of staff who used to work for Nottcutts and has been drilled in procedures and security more than we have pointed out that it wasn't appropriate for me to touch the tills on a day when I wasn't officially working. After all, they wouldn't want to be blamed for my mistakes.
Although the clocks changed yesterday, we don't switch to a four o'clock finish until the end of the month, so for the last twenty minutes we were all wandering about more or less in the dark.
Sunday, 28 October 2012
do cats eat rats? hope not
The end of British Summer Time last night theoretically gave us an extra hour in bed, but it didn't feel quite like that. Since the cats and chickens don't know anything about clocks they expect their breakfast and to be let out at the same time as usual, and while the morning seemed long (handy for last night's washing up) I knew that was a mere illusion, and that the afternoon before it got dark would be correspondingly short.
By mid-morning (or late morning, depending on whether you are going by clock time or biological time) I had psyched myself up to go out and do some work in the garden, but once I'd changed into my gardening clothes it had started raining. By the time I'd done some necessary watering in the greenhouse and conservatory, and checked the rat bait in the pot shed, my nose was running and my ears starting to pop again, and I gathered that trying to dodge the showers to spend the rest of the day tending a wet garden in an ambient temperature of five degrees would probably not be a good idea. So I went back inside and changed out of the gardening clothes.
In our unspoken division of labour I am in charge of pest control, keeping an eye out for infestations of things that crawl or sting, deciding on the appropriate means of deterrence or destruction if required (I persuaded the SA that the hornets in the end of the house could remain until the cold weather kills them, then we'll block up the hole), and applying them, or calling in professionals. It started with wasps' nests, which was fair enough since I am used to working in a bee suit and relatively calm in the presence of large numbers of stinging insects. By extension I became Chief Rodent Officer as well. That probably makes sense, since I spend more time in the garden and am the one who feeds and mucks out the chickens, so am more likely to spot when something undesirable has moved in.
I don't like poisoning rats, and worry about the research that shows that the majority of barn owl fatalities tested have traces of rodenticide in their bodies. But we can't have rats living under the shed or chicken house. I tried buying a trap, but never caught a single rat and almost removed my fingers a couple of times trying to set it. Rat traps are vicious contraptions. If I did catch a rat I wouldn't know what to do with it, since I have no means of shooting it and it is both cruel and illegal to drown trapped animals. It seems cruel to poison them, but we have to do something.
The quid pro quo for my doing the fell deed when it comes to wasps and rats is that the Systems Administrator is in charge of removing all bodies, mainly mice and voles that the cats bring in. I am very squeamish, and insisted long ago that anybody as keen on military history as the SA must be able to cope with entrails.
The Systems Administrator had already lit a fire in the stove in the study when I went back inside. Yesterday's supper party in the upstairs sitting room was our swan song for a while, except when we have guests, and maybe on Saturday nights when we begin to develop cabin fever. The sitting room is too big and too difficult to heat, being split level, open plan and effectively two stories high. In winter we retreat to the study, a normal sized, normal shaped room with a door you can shut to keep the heat of the stove in.
The cold has made the cats hungry. Lunchtime is complicated. The big tabby gets his Special Lunch, a pouch of Sheba, because he easily loses weight to the point of skinniness. He knows to come and eat his lunch in the corner of the kitchen. Indeed, nowadays he refuses to eat normal tinned food at lunchtime, and sits in the kitchen dribbling and looking gaunt and pathetic until he gets his helping of expensive premium product. Our Ginger is still too fat, and doesn't need Special Lunch, but it seems unkind not to give him anything when he knows the other cat is getting Sheba, which he likes, so he gets a few Thomas Treats in the hall to distract him while the big tabby is having lunch. The black cat has got a touch skinny, with old age, the cold weather and his bad leg, and needs lunch as well, but he won't eat if locked in the kitchen, so has to have his lunch in his usual place in the hall while the big tabby is locked in the study to stop him from snaffling the black cat's lunch as seconds. The short fat indignant tabby stayed out of the proceedings today, because she accidentally spent most of the day locked in the laundry. She likes it in there, because it is dark and warm, and went in on purpose and refused to come out when I asked her nicely. So I shut the door, and then forgot she was in there. I'm sure that if she'd wanted to come out she could bust the door open, or scream for help.
Let us hope that the rats do indeed die underground, as promised by Rentokil, and don't go tottering around in a weakened state looking like easy prey.
By mid-morning (or late morning, depending on whether you are going by clock time or biological time) I had psyched myself up to go out and do some work in the garden, but once I'd changed into my gardening clothes it had started raining. By the time I'd done some necessary watering in the greenhouse and conservatory, and checked the rat bait in the pot shed, my nose was running and my ears starting to pop again, and I gathered that trying to dodge the showers to spend the rest of the day tending a wet garden in an ambient temperature of five degrees would probably not be a good idea. So I went back inside and changed out of the gardening clothes.
In our unspoken division of labour I am in charge of pest control, keeping an eye out for infestations of things that crawl or sting, deciding on the appropriate means of deterrence or destruction if required (I persuaded the SA that the hornets in the end of the house could remain until the cold weather kills them, then we'll block up the hole), and applying them, or calling in professionals. It started with wasps' nests, which was fair enough since I am used to working in a bee suit and relatively calm in the presence of large numbers of stinging insects. By extension I became Chief Rodent Officer as well. That probably makes sense, since I spend more time in the garden and am the one who feeds and mucks out the chickens, so am more likely to spot when something undesirable has moved in.
I don't like poisoning rats, and worry about the research that shows that the majority of barn owl fatalities tested have traces of rodenticide in their bodies. But we can't have rats living under the shed or chicken house. I tried buying a trap, but never caught a single rat and almost removed my fingers a couple of times trying to set it. Rat traps are vicious contraptions. If I did catch a rat I wouldn't know what to do with it, since I have no means of shooting it and it is both cruel and illegal to drown trapped animals. It seems cruel to poison them, but we have to do something.
The quid pro quo for my doing the fell deed when it comes to wasps and rats is that the Systems Administrator is in charge of removing all bodies, mainly mice and voles that the cats bring in. I am very squeamish, and insisted long ago that anybody as keen on military history as the SA must be able to cope with entrails.
The Systems Administrator had already lit a fire in the stove in the study when I went back inside. Yesterday's supper party in the upstairs sitting room was our swan song for a while, except when we have guests, and maybe on Saturday nights when we begin to develop cabin fever. The sitting room is too big and too difficult to heat, being split level, open plan and effectively two stories high. In winter we retreat to the study, a normal sized, normal shaped room with a door you can shut to keep the heat of the stove in.
The cold has made the cats hungry. Lunchtime is complicated. The big tabby gets his Special Lunch, a pouch of Sheba, because he easily loses weight to the point of skinniness. He knows to come and eat his lunch in the corner of the kitchen. Indeed, nowadays he refuses to eat normal tinned food at lunchtime, and sits in the kitchen dribbling and looking gaunt and pathetic until he gets his helping of expensive premium product. Our Ginger is still too fat, and doesn't need Special Lunch, but it seems unkind not to give him anything when he knows the other cat is getting Sheba, which he likes, so he gets a few Thomas Treats in the hall to distract him while the big tabby is having lunch. The black cat has got a touch skinny, with old age, the cold weather and his bad leg, and needs lunch as well, but he won't eat if locked in the kitchen, so has to have his lunch in his usual place in the hall while the big tabby is locked in the study to stop him from snaffling the black cat's lunch as seconds. The short fat indignant tabby stayed out of the proceedings today, because she accidentally spent most of the day locked in the laundry. She likes it in there, because it is dark and warm, and went in on purpose and refused to come out when I asked her nicely. So I shut the door, and then forgot she was in there. I'm sure that if she'd wanted to come out she could bust the door open, or scream for help.
Let us hope that the rats do indeed die underground, as promised by Rentokil, and don't go tottering around in a weakened state looking like easy prey.
Saturday, 27 October 2012
that's entertaining
Winter is almost upon us. I shut the greenhouse and conservatory last night for the first time this autumn, just to be on the safe side, and although we didn't have a frost the temperature by late morning hadn't risen above 4 degrees, according to the car thermometer. It doesn't really agree with any of us. The black cat has become very cautious about how he jumps on to chairs, and I think his leg is giving him grief, while the arthritis in the Systems Administrator's fingers has come up in lumps. I have a constant sense of pressure in my ears, and the right one periodically makes a rustling noise as though somebody were scrunching cellophane next to it. It has gone through peculiar phases before and tends to pop when rain's in the offing, though not in the shower for some reason, so unless it does something more exciting than pop and rustle occasionally there's no point in going to the doctor. I asked the SA if it were worth going to the doctor about the arthritis, but the SA said not.
It rained in the morning, so I didn't feel that I was missing out on gardening as I cleaned the kitchen. Even if it hadn't been raining I wouldn't have fancied taking my lurking cold and dodgy ear outside into the raw air. We have friends coming to the supper, which was the immediate catalyst to set me cleaning the kitchen, but it needed doing anyway. The SA lit a fire, partly to have something to sit in front of, and partly to start warming the room up ready for this evening. The Galilean thermometer on the mantelpiece read eighteen degrees, which is a shade chilly even for guests who know that our house is cold in winter and come dressed accordingly. At lunchtime the sun helpfully came out. Thermal gain can add a couple of degrees to the sitting room, which has huge south and west facing windows, if the sun shines at mid-day and for the first part of the afternoon.
Lunch was rather late because the kitchen floor was drying. After lunch the SA began the vacuuming, and discovered that the vacuum cleaner was not working properly. I gathered that something was wrong, as I trotted about tidying various bits of clutter away, because instead of the constant sound of the engine whirring, there were spasmodic bursts of noise interposed with the sight of the SA bent over the opened-out bowels of the machine, poking at it. At quarter to four the SA announced that it was broken, and we needed to buy a new one. I said that there was not time to go and get a vacuum cleaner now, not when the SA was supposed to be cooking roast pork this evening, and didn't we have an old one in the workshop that we could use for this evening, otherwise I had better find a dustpan and brush and a damp cloth. The SA suddenly remembered that we had a second hand Dyson, a present from friends who found it unsuitable because it was so powerful that it sucked their carpets up. It took some time with the pressure jet blowing workshop dust out of the Dyson, but the noises now from the hall are promising.
My share of the preparations for this evening's entertainment is comparatively light, because one of our guests doesn't eat puddings at all, so by long custom we just have cheese. We all like cheese, and it's nice to have room for some, rather than squeezing a tiny piece down because your host is urging you to eat, when you have honestly had enough food already. The normal split of duties is that the SA cooks the main course, and I do the pudding, being quite good at cakes and pastry, and not awfully good at meat cookery, whereas the SA is a whizz at roasts and stews. So unless the emergency Dyson packs up I've done my bit, though I might peel the carrots and make the apple sauce to show willing. It sounds good so far.
Addendum Every so often I sigh with impatience about the folly of young people fixated with the latest in designer trainers, then I remember that I am just as bad, except that the object of my devotion is retro rubber soled canvas shoes, not the hulking great modern ones. This summer I acquired a pair of genuine Plimsolls, which according to the Toast catalogue were made on 1950s machinery with the original moulds, as designed to produce training shoes for the Red Army, giving each shoe a unique and irregular appearance compared to modern brands. They are black with white laces, and the first time I wore them to a Pilates lesson, my teacher looked at them sharply and asked Are those Converse? I am not utterly convinced by Toast's account of their provenance, in that the term 'plimsoll' for canvas shoes seems to go back further than that, but they are certainly very retro.
They replaced a truly ancient pair of navy Supergas, bought well over a decade ago when the Boden catalogue briefly sold branded trainers. I then read in the Evening Standard that Superga were the canvas shoe of choice for younger members of the Royal Family. I went on wearing mine until holes in the soles began picking up gravel. Now I have seen in the fashion pages of the Telegraph that British singer Rita Ora (have truthfully never heard of her) is to replace Alexa Chung as the face of Italian trainer brand Superga after two years, during which the style maven allowed the shoes to enjoy resurgence in popularity, and they have since become the rubber soled sneakers to be seen in (sic). Even I have heard of Alexa Chung, though I had no idea that she was associated with Superga, but I don't see why a shoe brand needs to be associated with a face.
The Plimsolls are not as comfortable as the Superga were, so when I next need some new canvas trainers, in another ten years or so, I might return to my original brand. The Supergas were lovely, and outlived cheap imitations from Lands' End by years. I know exactly when my enthusiasm for canvas shoes began. It was in 1978, when I bought Parallel Lines. Forget Debbie Harry's white dress, though I admire her deeply as an artist, what I coveted was the red sneakers the boys in the band were wearing. I never got any, but fear that I am too old for red Converse high tops now.
It rained in the morning, so I didn't feel that I was missing out on gardening as I cleaned the kitchen. Even if it hadn't been raining I wouldn't have fancied taking my lurking cold and dodgy ear outside into the raw air. We have friends coming to the supper, which was the immediate catalyst to set me cleaning the kitchen, but it needed doing anyway. The SA lit a fire, partly to have something to sit in front of, and partly to start warming the room up ready for this evening. The Galilean thermometer on the mantelpiece read eighteen degrees, which is a shade chilly even for guests who know that our house is cold in winter and come dressed accordingly. At lunchtime the sun helpfully came out. Thermal gain can add a couple of degrees to the sitting room, which has huge south and west facing windows, if the sun shines at mid-day and for the first part of the afternoon.
Lunch was rather late because the kitchen floor was drying. After lunch the SA began the vacuuming, and discovered that the vacuum cleaner was not working properly. I gathered that something was wrong, as I trotted about tidying various bits of clutter away, because instead of the constant sound of the engine whirring, there were spasmodic bursts of noise interposed with the sight of the SA bent over the opened-out bowels of the machine, poking at it. At quarter to four the SA announced that it was broken, and we needed to buy a new one. I said that there was not time to go and get a vacuum cleaner now, not when the SA was supposed to be cooking roast pork this evening, and didn't we have an old one in the workshop that we could use for this evening, otherwise I had better find a dustpan and brush and a damp cloth. The SA suddenly remembered that we had a second hand Dyson, a present from friends who found it unsuitable because it was so powerful that it sucked their carpets up. It took some time with the pressure jet blowing workshop dust out of the Dyson, but the noises now from the hall are promising.
My share of the preparations for this evening's entertainment is comparatively light, because one of our guests doesn't eat puddings at all, so by long custom we just have cheese. We all like cheese, and it's nice to have room for some, rather than squeezing a tiny piece down because your host is urging you to eat, when you have honestly had enough food already. The normal split of duties is that the SA cooks the main course, and I do the pudding, being quite good at cakes and pastry, and not awfully good at meat cookery, whereas the SA is a whizz at roasts and stews. So unless the emergency Dyson packs up I've done my bit, though I might peel the carrots and make the apple sauce to show willing. It sounds good so far.
Addendum Every so often I sigh with impatience about the folly of young people fixated with the latest in designer trainers, then I remember that I am just as bad, except that the object of my devotion is retro rubber soled canvas shoes, not the hulking great modern ones. This summer I acquired a pair of genuine Plimsolls, which according to the Toast catalogue were made on 1950s machinery with the original moulds, as designed to produce training shoes for the Red Army, giving each shoe a unique and irregular appearance compared to modern brands. They are black with white laces, and the first time I wore them to a Pilates lesson, my teacher looked at them sharply and asked Are those Converse? I am not utterly convinced by Toast's account of their provenance, in that the term 'plimsoll' for canvas shoes seems to go back further than that, but they are certainly very retro.
They replaced a truly ancient pair of navy Supergas, bought well over a decade ago when the Boden catalogue briefly sold branded trainers. I then read in the Evening Standard that Superga were the canvas shoe of choice for younger members of the Royal Family. I went on wearing mine until holes in the soles began picking up gravel. Now I have seen in the fashion pages of the Telegraph that British singer Rita Ora (have truthfully never heard of her) is to replace Alexa Chung as the face of Italian trainer brand Superga after two years, during which the style maven allowed the shoes to enjoy resurgence in popularity, and they have since become the rubber soled sneakers to be seen in (sic). Even I have heard of Alexa Chung, though I had no idea that she was associated with Superga, but I don't see why a shoe brand needs to be associated with a face.
The Plimsolls are not as comfortable as the Superga were, so when I next need some new canvas trainers, in another ten years or so, I might return to my original brand. The Supergas were lovely, and outlived cheap imitations from Lands' End by years. I know exactly when my enthusiasm for canvas shoes began. It was in 1978, when I bought Parallel Lines. Forget Debbie Harry's white dress, though I admire her deeply as an artist, what I coveted was the red sneakers the boys in the band were wearing. I never got any, but fear that I am too old for red Converse high tops now.
Friday, 26 October 2012
plants and puddings
I took the plants back to work this morning. If it had been a fine, dry day, good for gardening, I'd have hung on to them over the weekend and taken them in with me on Monday, saving some time and petrol. I've done that before, and the manager doesn't mind, as long as I look after them conscientiously. He does the same thing himself. However, when I went to let the chickens out it was drizzling, so gardening wasn't on the cards anyway, and I thought that if I took the plants straight back it would save me taking them all out of the car and putting them in again, while if I left them by the front door and it rained over the weekend then I'd be faced with a car load of wet plants first thing on Monday morning.
I didn't see any of my colleagues in all the time it took me to unload the car and put the plants back in their right places, only a girl inside the shop running the cafe. I left a note for the manager saying I still owed for the three I'd sold and would pay on Monday, since there was nobody about. It did strike me that it was just as well I was bringing plants and not taking them, since if I'd walked in knowing what I wanted, loaded up a trolley and walked straight out again, I doubt whether I'd have been challenged. I still don't know the answer about whether a healthy Skimmia japonica would respond well to hard pruning to reduce its size, since I never saw the manager to ask him.
When I got home there was a message on the phone from the person who booked me for last night's talk, saying that they'd all enjoyed it and would probably ask me back for 2014, if I could send her a list of my talks. That was nice to hear, since I'd felt rather crestfallen to have sold so few plants. Although, as the Systems Administrator pointed out, the village where I was speaking was close to work, so there was less incentive for people to buy on the night instead of going to see the full range than if they'd been a forty-five minute drive away from the plant centre.
Christmas has got a step closer in that I've ordered the pudding. About a quarter of a century ago I made one, but it was pronounced not so good as the SA's mother's pudding, which I took as a signal not to make another one, and have been buying them ever since. For years now I have bought our pudding from The Ultimate Pudding Company, sold in aid of the Barn Owl Trust, apart from one year when they were too late sending me the leaflet, and I panicked and bought one in aid of a donkey sanctuary. They are extremely nice puddings, made by a small firm in the Lake District which has hit on the idea of marketing them via charities. I told the SA I'd ordered the pudding, who said, Ah yes, handmade by barn owls. This is a dialogue we have every year. Repeated once a year it is still amusing (to us. If we had teenage children they'd be biting their fists with embarrassment each time they heard it).
The loss of the UK population of ash trees has got a step closer as well. The Guardian ran a story on this three weeks ago. I asked the boss about it, but he had not heard about a new ash disease, and poo-poohed me rather brusquely, saying that there were all of these European and government led scare stories about tree diseases, which never came to anything. The boss is deeply Eurosceptic, and it didn't help that the story was in the Guardian rather than the Telegraph, but I felt at the time that his reaction was a touch fingers-in-ears, lah-la-lah-la-la I can't hear you. The manager hadn't heard anything about a new ash disease either, so I told him to read the Guardian. Yesterday the news broke in the papers and on the Today programme that the disease had been found in two woods in East Anglia, and today I received a press release on the subject of ash dieback from the Woodland Trust. I hope it is not too late to stop it. The UK's past record on Dutch elm disease is not encouraging.
I didn't see any of my colleagues in all the time it took me to unload the car and put the plants back in their right places, only a girl inside the shop running the cafe. I left a note for the manager saying I still owed for the three I'd sold and would pay on Monday, since there was nobody about. It did strike me that it was just as well I was bringing plants and not taking them, since if I'd walked in knowing what I wanted, loaded up a trolley and walked straight out again, I doubt whether I'd have been challenged. I still don't know the answer about whether a healthy Skimmia japonica would respond well to hard pruning to reduce its size, since I never saw the manager to ask him.
When I got home there was a message on the phone from the person who booked me for last night's talk, saying that they'd all enjoyed it and would probably ask me back for 2014, if I could send her a list of my talks. That was nice to hear, since I'd felt rather crestfallen to have sold so few plants. Although, as the Systems Administrator pointed out, the village where I was speaking was close to work, so there was less incentive for people to buy on the night instead of going to see the full range than if they'd been a forty-five minute drive away from the plant centre.
Christmas has got a step closer in that I've ordered the pudding. About a quarter of a century ago I made one, but it was pronounced not so good as the SA's mother's pudding, which I took as a signal not to make another one, and have been buying them ever since. For years now I have bought our pudding from The Ultimate Pudding Company, sold in aid of the Barn Owl Trust, apart from one year when they were too late sending me the leaflet, and I panicked and bought one in aid of a donkey sanctuary. They are extremely nice puddings, made by a small firm in the Lake District which has hit on the idea of marketing them via charities. I told the SA I'd ordered the pudding, who said, Ah yes, handmade by barn owls. This is a dialogue we have every year. Repeated once a year it is still amusing (to us. If we had teenage children they'd be biting their fists with embarrassment each time they heard it).
The loss of the UK population of ash trees has got a step closer as well. The Guardian ran a story on this three weeks ago. I asked the boss about it, but he had not heard about a new ash disease, and poo-poohed me rather brusquely, saying that there were all of these European and government led scare stories about tree diseases, which never came to anything. The boss is deeply Eurosceptic, and it didn't help that the story was in the Guardian rather than the Telegraph, but I felt at the time that his reaction was a touch fingers-in-ears, lah-la-lah-la-la I can't hear you. The manager hadn't heard anything about a new ash disease either, so I told him to read the Guardian. Yesterday the news broke in the papers and on the Today programme that the disease had been found in two woods in East Anglia, and today I received a press release on the subject of ash dieback from the Woodland Trust. I hope it is not too late to stop it. The UK's past record on Dutch elm disease is not encouraging.
Thursday, 25 October 2012
a talk
I have just got back from doing a garden club talk about Colour and Interest in the Autumn Garden. This was a handy booking, partially making up for the fact that I took last weekend off to go to the wedding, but it took up a fair amount of the day, by the time I'd been up to the plant centre to borrow the plants. It is fairly convenient for the manager to talk from live plants and not slides, because he's there five days a week, but as a part-timer talks don't always fall conveniently close to my days at work.
In many ways it would be more efficient to put some slide shows together, now that I've learnt how to construct a digital presentation. I'd put more time into it than I did for the talk to the beekeepers, if it were a proper paid gig, and once I'd assembled each set of images I'd have them for future use. And given that they aren't my plants and I'm not on commission it doesn't make a great difference to me whether I sell plants or not. On the other hand, people do seem to like the live plants. Maybe they like to be able to touch and smell, instead of just looking at an image on the screen, or maybe it is more interesting listening to somebody talk when the lights are on and you can see their face than when they are lecturing you in the dark. Actual pots with real plants in them bring a touch of theatre to the proceedings.
The trouble with talking from whatever my employers have in stock at the time is that sometimes they don't have things I want to talk about. The choice then is whether to give up on the idea of that plant and talk about something else instead, or take a sample from the garden. I took some twigs and sprigs tonight, as there were some varieties I wanted to cover that weren't easily interchangeable with anything else. There is a lovely late flowering aster, for example, Aster pilosus var. pringlei 'Monte Cassino', which has tiny white flowers, very narrow bright green leaves, bulks up well in the garden, and is incredibly drought tolerant. It really does flower now, in late October, and there is nothing else quite like it. It is so good that for some reason our wholesalers have not been able to supply us with stock, and our last few plants have been held back from sale to be grown on and divided.
Sometimes plants behave differently in pots in the plant centre to how they would perform in the garden. This can be a useful thing to point out to people. Rudbeckia subtomentosa 'Henry Eilers' with its beautiful soft yellow, quilled petals with spoon shaped tips has finished and gone in the confines of a black plastic 2 litre pot. I chopped the shabby brown remains down myself on Monday. In the open ground it is still blooming cheerfully. There aren't any buds left to open, but most of the flowers are still good, and since it's been doing that throughout September and October to date I think that counts as interest in the autumn garden. Producing the chopped-down pot with one hand, and the spray of flowers from the garden with the other, illustrated the point.
Talking about autumn leaves from live plants is always faintly nerve-wracking, in case I've chosen specimens that are too close to leaf drop, and the ride in the car finishes them off. I haven't yet opened the boot to find nothing but bare stems surrounded by a carpet of fallen leaves, but it remains a worrying possibility. The petals of the Japanese anemone that I took with me to a talk in August did that, though luckily the pot had a coloured label with a picture of the flower on it.
Autumn fruit was faintly tricky tonight, because it has been such an awful year for some species. The apple season was dire. I can't fit an entire apple tree in the car, so crab apples always have to be illustrated with twigs from home, but as I held up a cluster of 'Red Sentinel' to describe its many virtues I did tell the audience that the sample in front of them represented approximately twenty-five percent of this year's crop. The plant centre seemed to be out of holly or pyracantha in berry, which was slightly weird, in that the hollies in the garden are laden with berries. They did have some very nice Callicarpa when I was at work on Monday, but had sold them all by this morning, so that was another sample, a very tiny one because my two bushes are still so little I couldn't bear to cut more than the smallest scrap off.
The talk was held in the village library, the shelves of books being wheeled out of the way so that the room doubled up as a social space. There was a village hall next door, but that was full of people singing and dancing in what looked like a rehearsal for a show. It wasn't possible to park at all close to the entrance to the library, but people were helpful about ferrying plants in and out, so that didn't take too long. I didn't sell many, though. Although I have no immediate financial incentive to do so, I'd rather I did sell more, since it reassures me that I must have made them sound interesting. But the club organiser did ask me for a full list of talks, which suggested she might want me back, unless she were being phenomenally kind and tactful. Somebody wanted to know whether if he hard pruned a Skimmia that had outgrown its allotted space it would regenerate, and I was bound to admit that I didn't know, but promised to find out and let him know. If people ask me sensible gardening questions to which I haven't the faintest idea of the answer I do generally try to discover afterwards, if I remember what the question was.
In many ways it would be more efficient to put some slide shows together, now that I've learnt how to construct a digital presentation. I'd put more time into it than I did for the talk to the beekeepers, if it were a proper paid gig, and once I'd assembled each set of images I'd have them for future use. And given that they aren't my plants and I'm not on commission it doesn't make a great difference to me whether I sell plants or not. On the other hand, people do seem to like the live plants. Maybe they like to be able to touch and smell, instead of just looking at an image on the screen, or maybe it is more interesting listening to somebody talk when the lights are on and you can see their face than when they are lecturing you in the dark. Actual pots with real plants in them bring a touch of theatre to the proceedings.
The trouble with talking from whatever my employers have in stock at the time is that sometimes they don't have things I want to talk about. The choice then is whether to give up on the idea of that plant and talk about something else instead, or take a sample from the garden. I took some twigs and sprigs tonight, as there were some varieties I wanted to cover that weren't easily interchangeable with anything else. There is a lovely late flowering aster, for example, Aster pilosus var. pringlei 'Monte Cassino', which has tiny white flowers, very narrow bright green leaves, bulks up well in the garden, and is incredibly drought tolerant. It really does flower now, in late October, and there is nothing else quite like it. It is so good that for some reason our wholesalers have not been able to supply us with stock, and our last few plants have been held back from sale to be grown on and divided.
Sometimes plants behave differently in pots in the plant centre to how they would perform in the garden. This can be a useful thing to point out to people. Rudbeckia subtomentosa 'Henry Eilers' with its beautiful soft yellow, quilled petals with spoon shaped tips has finished and gone in the confines of a black plastic 2 litre pot. I chopped the shabby brown remains down myself on Monday. In the open ground it is still blooming cheerfully. There aren't any buds left to open, but most of the flowers are still good, and since it's been doing that throughout September and October to date I think that counts as interest in the autumn garden. Producing the chopped-down pot with one hand, and the spray of flowers from the garden with the other, illustrated the point.
Talking about autumn leaves from live plants is always faintly nerve-wracking, in case I've chosen specimens that are too close to leaf drop, and the ride in the car finishes them off. I haven't yet opened the boot to find nothing but bare stems surrounded by a carpet of fallen leaves, but it remains a worrying possibility. The petals of the Japanese anemone that I took with me to a talk in August did that, though luckily the pot had a coloured label with a picture of the flower on it.
Autumn fruit was faintly tricky tonight, because it has been such an awful year for some species. The apple season was dire. I can't fit an entire apple tree in the car, so crab apples always have to be illustrated with twigs from home, but as I held up a cluster of 'Red Sentinel' to describe its many virtues I did tell the audience that the sample in front of them represented approximately twenty-five percent of this year's crop. The plant centre seemed to be out of holly or pyracantha in berry, which was slightly weird, in that the hollies in the garden are laden with berries. They did have some very nice Callicarpa when I was at work on Monday, but had sold them all by this morning, so that was another sample, a very tiny one because my two bushes are still so little I couldn't bear to cut more than the smallest scrap off.
The talk was held in the village library, the shelves of books being wheeled out of the way so that the room doubled up as a social space. There was a village hall next door, but that was full of people singing and dancing in what looked like a rehearsal for a show. It wasn't possible to park at all close to the entrance to the library, but people were helpful about ferrying plants in and out, so that didn't take too long. I didn't sell many, though. Although I have no immediate financial incentive to do so, I'd rather I did sell more, since it reassures me that I must have made them sound interesting. But the club organiser did ask me for a full list of talks, which suggested she might want me back, unless she were being phenomenally kind and tactful. Somebody wanted to know whether if he hard pruned a Skimmia that had outgrown its allotted space it would regenerate, and I was bound to admit that I didn't know, but promised to find out and let him know. If people ask me sensible gardening questions to which I haven't the faintest idea of the answer I do generally try to discover afterwards, if I remember what the question was.
Wednesday, 24 October 2012
the art of compost
I was gardening today. The jobs I tackled were determined in a rather back-to-front manner, revolving around the compost bins. We currently have four bins, each just wider than a large garden fork and about the same height and depth. All were full, or nearly full, and looking at the quantity of herbaceous stems and rampant growth on the ivy hedges waiting to be cut down and put in them, it was obvious that I was going to run out of space. Meanwhile, we still have a fair quantity of planks left over from the old decking, which have been piled up in front of the dahlia bed all year. Some still have nails sticking out, and every so often I turn one over or try and rearrange them to hide the nails before there can be a disaster involving the cats, or us, come to that. As I tottered over the heap yesterday afternoon to get to the dahlias to cut them down while supervising the chickens' exercise time, I decided that I was completely fed up with the pile of planks, and that it was high time they were put to good use.
The obvious solution was for the Systems Administrator to build a new bin at the end of the row, which would give me extra space for prunings, and use up some of the the planks. However, the space by the bins is currently taken up with a fine crop of nettles, and the remains of the long barrow free-form compost heap like a neolithic burial site that we made when we first moved in, before introducing bins plus a no weed seeds or roots in compost heap policy (weed seeds in this context includes those from garden plants that I like, but not in unlimited quantities. Verbena bonariensis springs to mind).
I set to digging out the nettles, which needed doing anyway before they spread into the bins, and optimistically threw the roots on the bonfire site, which is in danger of becoming another free-form compost heap. Proceedings were slowed down when I hit chicken wire, the legacy of a previous and unsuccessful attempt to restrain the great compost barrow. I found various pieces of sticky tape, left over from my phase of adding brown cardboard boxes to the heap. Yes, the cardboard composts perfectly well, but the tape holding the box together lasts well over a decade. I cleared the weeds off the top of the barrow, so that I could shovel the weedy compost from the site of the new, hygienic heap on to the still substantial remnants of the old one, until I judged I had a large enough level and clear space for another bin.
Then I began to move the contents of the penultimate bin into the end bin, since that was only half full. I found some strange pieces of man made fibre, which must have been the remnants of either an oven glove or a dish cloth, since I now put anything made out of cotton on the heap if it's too knackered for any other form of recycling. Also a mysterious circular nest made of grass and leaves. I don't know what that belonged to, but hope it doesn't mean we had rats breeding in there. If something was trying to hibernate in the compost then I apologise. It is good for compost to turn it, which mixes the ingredients more thoroughly and introduces air into the heap, and I reckoned that there was space to budge the contents of the first three bins up and clear the left hand bin entirely, ready for the great autumn cut-down. The original plan was to turn the compost regularly, moving it in stages from one end to the other until it emerged from the final bin as beautiful, crumbly brown soil conditioner. By the time I'd cleared half the contents out of the penultimate bin the end bin was piled up to overflowing, but by then I'd hit usable compost in the bottom half of the bin I was emptying.
It seemed a terrible waste just to bury it again, and the obvious solution was to use it, but I didn't have any part of a suitable border all weeded, tidied and ready for compost. It seemed best to use it on the smaller, more delicate plants and woodlanders that might not appreciate a mulch of spent mushroom compost, so the next step was to start weeding the ditch bed, which contains primroses, hellebores, cyclamen and other small things. At the moment it also contains a great many hopeful young plants of Herb Robert, which I now know not to leave to grow to maturity. As babies they are very sweet, and native wild flowers to boot, but when fully grown they are great smothering things that you don't want in a border, not if you want the primroses and hellebores to get a look in.
By four o'clock when I wanted to let the chickens out I'd managed to use two barrow loads of compost, and there is still enough compost left in the bin to fill the barrow another two or three times. It was all good useful work that needed doing eventually, but I can't say that I got out of bed thinking that today I was going to start weeding the ditch bed. Once the chickens were unleashed the order of gardening events was determined by where they decided they wanted to go, and fortunately they wanted to stay in the front garden, scratching around in the turning circle, so I was able to get on with chopping down flower stems and trimming the ivy around the long bed, which was why I wanted more space in the compost bins in the first place.
The obvious solution was for the Systems Administrator to build a new bin at the end of the row, which would give me extra space for prunings, and use up some of the the planks. However, the space by the bins is currently taken up with a fine crop of nettles, and the remains of the long barrow free-form compost heap like a neolithic burial site that we made when we first moved in, before introducing bins plus a no weed seeds or roots in compost heap policy (weed seeds in this context includes those from garden plants that I like, but not in unlimited quantities. Verbena bonariensis springs to mind).
I set to digging out the nettles, which needed doing anyway before they spread into the bins, and optimistically threw the roots on the bonfire site, which is in danger of becoming another free-form compost heap. Proceedings were slowed down when I hit chicken wire, the legacy of a previous and unsuccessful attempt to restrain the great compost barrow. I found various pieces of sticky tape, left over from my phase of adding brown cardboard boxes to the heap. Yes, the cardboard composts perfectly well, but the tape holding the box together lasts well over a decade. I cleared the weeds off the top of the barrow, so that I could shovel the weedy compost from the site of the new, hygienic heap on to the still substantial remnants of the old one, until I judged I had a large enough level and clear space for another bin.
Then I began to move the contents of the penultimate bin into the end bin, since that was only half full. I found some strange pieces of man made fibre, which must have been the remnants of either an oven glove or a dish cloth, since I now put anything made out of cotton on the heap if it's too knackered for any other form of recycling. Also a mysterious circular nest made of grass and leaves. I don't know what that belonged to, but hope it doesn't mean we had rats breeding in there. If something was trying to hibernate in the compost then I apologise. It is good for compost to turn it, which mixes the ingredients more thoroughly and introduces air into the heap, and I reckoned that there was space to budge the contents of the first three bins up and clear the left hand bin entirely, ready for the great autumn cut-down. The original plan was to turn the compost regularly, moving it in stages from one end to the other until it emerged from the final bin as beautiful, crumbly brown soil conditioner. By the time I'd cleared half the contents out of the penultimate bin the end bin was piled up to overflowing, but by then I'd hit usable compost in the bottom half of the bin I was emptying.
It seemed a terrible waste just to bury it again, and the obvious solution was to use it, but I didn't have any part of a suitable border all weeded, tidied and ready for compost. It seemed best to use it on the smaller, more delicate plants and woodlanders that might not appreciate a mulch of spent mushroom compost, so the next step was to start weeding the ditch bed, which contains primroses, hellebores, cyclamen and other small things. At the moment it also contains a great many hopeful young plants of Herb Robert, which I now know not to leave to grow to maturity. As babies they are very sweet, and native wild flowers to boot, but when fully grown they are great smothering things that you don't want in a border, not if you want the primroses and hellebores to get a look in.
By four o'clock when I wanted to let the chickens out I'd managed to use two barrow loads of compost, and there is still enough compost left in the bin to fill the barrow another two or three times. It was all good useful work that needed doing eventually, but I can't say that I got out of bed thinking that today I was going to start weeding the ditch bed. Once the chickens were unleashed the order of gardening events was determined by where they decided they wanted to go, and fortunately they wanted to stay in the front garden, scratching around in the turning circle, so I was able to get on with chopping down flower stems and trimming the ivy around the long bed, which was why I wanted more space in the compost bins in the first place.
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